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#1
09-08-2008, 10:02 AM
Some Bosnian guy I work with just tried to give me a pc of meat that looked like it was wrapped in a hairy pigs ear. The fucking thing looked liked it had blue guts in it, I was eating my salad and almost barfed. he kept on saying good-good is pork maybe good. I think he was trying to be nice to me because I gave him a ride home the other day. ::bvomit::it smelled awful the smell is still lingering. basturd!
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09-08-2008, 10:17 AM
What the hell was it exactly?
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09-08-2008, 10:23 AM
He said it was pork but it was wrapped in what looked like pigskin and it had black hairs in it, from what I saw oozing out the sides it looked like blue veins. I did not like the smell of it and it just grossed me out.
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09-08-2008, 10:50 AM
All I could think of was those eggs the phlipapenoes bury in the ground and then they eat them after they go rotten.
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09-08-2008, 11:00 AM
God damn, you are making me gag. Bitch ...
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09-08-2008, 11:19 AM
Maggot Wrote:He said it was pork but it was wrapped in what looked like pigskin and it had black hairs in it, from what I saw oozing out the sides it looked like blue veins. I did not like the smell of it and it just grossed me out.

Gross. The greaseball my ex used to work for used to do this to us all the time too.

Here, have this meat, it's good. I just killed the cow today. ::nuts::

I quickly learned to NEVER EVER open the refrigerator in that house! There was always some head from a goat, sheep or cow in there staring at you. Yes, they eat these heads.
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09-08-2008, 11:34 AM
maybe it was wrapped penis.
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09-08-2008, 11:45 AM
Liquid Wrote:maybe it was wrapped penis.
You wish! What does it smell like?.......nevermind don't tell me.
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09-08-2008, 12:13 PM
Maggot Wrote:All I could think of was those eggs the phlipapenoes bury in the ground and then they eat them after they go rotten.
"Century eggs" are Chinese in origin not fillipino.
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09-08-2008, 12:40 PM
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Maggot Wrote:All I could think of was those eggs the phlipapenoes bury in the ground and then they eat them after they go rotten.
"Century eggs" are Chinese in origin not fillipino.
Maybe it was brought from China to the Philippines a couple thousand years ago but they eat really weird shit there, and if the Chinese started it they should all be castrated by a Komodo dragon and dipped in salt water while still alive. That shit just aint right.
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