really crappy burglar

[Lady Cop]

::lmao::

Burglar gets dumped on




A burglar got caught...brown-handed...while trying to break into some pickup trucks in Tampa.

Lorenzo Knight, 22, tried to hide in a porta-potty when he saw one of the trucks' owners coming toward him, according to the St. Pete Times. But the p.o.'d owner heaved the portable toilet on its side, dumping "large amounts of human waste" on Knight.

That must've been a stinky ride in the police cruiser.

[Liquid]

I love that story. the shit on him was a good start and now I hope he gets assfucked for 2 weeks in jail for stealing. scum bag.