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Embarrassing Moments
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#1
08-28-2008, 10:17 AM
Oh God...A delivery man just caught me out by the pool shakin' my ass to the resounding tunes of Nickelbacks "Animals"...I had the music so loud I didn't hear him come up the driveway & only became aware of him when he began to clap as the song ended...I am so embarrassed...This kinda shit happens to me monthy...Are you bitches all so perfect that you never have moments like this ?
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08-28-2008, 10:21 AM
I usually find myself the delivery man in these situations, you're on your own... Amusing nonetheless
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08-28-2008, 10:33 AM
Always tip the delivery guy......Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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08-28-2008, 01:52 PM
Maggot Wrote:Always tip the delivery guy......Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
In this case, Mr. Delivery man should have been tipping the Faux Bitch!

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08-28-2008, 02:21 PM
Zenith Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Always tip the delivery guy......Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
In this case, Mr. Delivery man should have been tipping the Faux Bitch!

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Don't be messing up my fantasy!!!!!:;beat::
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08-28-2008, 02:54 PM
Oh, I have a priceless embarrassing moment.

Bullet and I were at the Clubhouse with one other Brother and a citizen. Thank God the group was so small!!!

Bullet and I were at the pool table play-fighting. He'd cuff me in the head, I'd punch him in the kidneys; just goofing around shit. Then I threw a kick at him. He caught my foot and I tried to "spin/twist" out of his hold and as I spun my head met the wall and I knocked myself out cold. ::blink::

Scared the shit out of Bullet then, but we laugh about it now.
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08-28-2008, 03:06 PM
Oh shit...Hahaha...I just fell outta my chair laughing...Sin, aren't you glad you didn't have a big ol' audience ?
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08-28-2008, 03:13 PM
Duchess Wrote:Oh God...A delivery man just caught me out by the pool shakin' my ass to the resounding tunes of Nickelbacks "Animals"...I had the music so loud I didn't hear him come up the driveway & only became aware of him when he began to clap as the song ended...I am so embarrassed...This kinda shit happens to me monthy...Are you bitches all so perfect that you never have moments like this ?

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08-28-2008, 03:30 PM
Duchess Wrote:Oh shit...Hahaha...I just fell outta my chair laughing...Sin, aren't you glad you didn't have a big ol' audience ?
Oh hell yes! For that to have happened in front of a bunch of Bikers I don't know which would have been worse; the roaring laughter or the other half trying to give me mouth to mouth!!! ::lmao::::lmao::
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08-28-2008, 04:06 PM
Duchess Wrote:Oh God...A delivery man just caught me out by the pool shakin' my ass to the resounding tunes of Nickelbacks "Animals"...I had the music so loud I didn't hear him come up the driveway & only became aware of him when he began to clap as the song ended...I am so embarrassed...This kinda shit happens to me monthy...Are you bitches all so perfect that you never have moments like this ?
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08-28-2008, 05:19 PM
Sinister Wrote:Oh, I have a priceless embarrassing moment.

Bullet and I were at the Clubhouse with one other Brother and a citizen. Thank God the group was so small!!!

Bullet and I were at the pool table play-fighting. He'd cuff me in the head, I'd punch him in the kidneys; just goofing around shit. Then I threw a kick at him. He caught my foot and I tried to "spin/twist" out of his hold and as I spun my head met the wall and I knocked myself out cold. ::blink::

Scared the shit out of Bullet then, but we laugh about it now.
I would have siezed the moment and put your shoes on backwards.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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