testes

[The Antagonist]

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[Liquid]

testes

[Maggot]

[Maggot]

[Maggot]

[Maggot]

[Sinister]

This might be the funniest fucking thread to ever come to Mock. ::thumbs::

[Liquid]

testes

[Liquid]

brass balls

[Middle Finger]

LMPP will like this thread.

[Liquid]

Please immediately view and start singing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B9pMJYXGBs

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)

[Liquid]

ball knockers

[Sinister]

ball knockers

I think I'll find one of those knockers and give it to Bullet's MC......see if they would like it on their door.....::sly::::blink::

ETA: It wouldn't keep the JW away, either. I know those fuckin' whackos....not one of them is wrapped real tight.

[The Antagonist]

Just so everyone knows, I make those fuzzy balls in the first post for guitars. Life sized, color correct and fuzzy just like you all wear dangling between your hairy thighs boys.

They're called Bass Balls.

[Middle Finger]

I have to admit, I love my balls. Seriously, just sayin ...

[The Antagonist]

Would you like a fuzzy replica to hang from your rear view mirror so you can admire them without taking off your pants in the car?

[Middle Finger]

No, nothing comes close to the real thing. But thanks.

[Maggot]

Would you like a fuzzy replica to hang from your rear view mirror so you can admire them without taking off your pants in the car?

::lmao::..............good morning!

[Liquid]

can we PLEASE try to keep this fucking thread SERIOUS. This is the most important thread at mock. Please stay focused!

[The Antagonist]

Male fruit bat of the species Rousettus aegyptiacus have testes that are 2.15 percent of body mass.