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Maggot is definitely "touched"
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08-01-2008, 03:05 PM
This guy is not right and he needs some help. Either from us, or from the guys with the big butterfly net. You know; they bring the jacket with the sleeves in the back. I'm tellin' ya; he ain't wrapped real tight. ::blink:: ::nuts::

What would you suggest to help this poor lost soul? Or should we just shoot him like a lame horse and put him out of his misery? ::gunner::
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08-01-2008, 03:18 PM
No...No...No shooting of lame horses...We'll work with him...Time & Patience
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08-01-2008, 03:21 PM
Let's shoot Duchess and call it even.
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08-01-2008, 03:44 PM
Sinister Wrote:This guy is not right and he needs some help. Either from us, or from the guys with the big butterfly net. You know; they bring the jacket with the sleeves in the back. [color="blue"]I'm tellin' ya; he ain't wrapped real tight.[/color] ::blink:: ::nuts::

What would you suggest to help this poor lost soul? Or should we just shoot him like a lame horse and put him out of his misery? ::gunner::
As evil as you are, you have the balls to say who is wrapped tight???

Quite honestly, if you shoot him, your gonna have to playout the final dramatic scene, and climax of the movie "wanted."
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#5
08-01-2008, 03:54 PM
maggot is my real-life buddy, and being 'touched' is part of his charm. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin



















































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08-01-2008, 04:07 PM
jackboots Wrote:maggot is my real-life buddy, and being 'touched' is part of his charm. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Birds of a...... how did that go again??

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08-01-2008, 05:01 PM
MethinksI have not been "handled with care" but who hasn't? I just gave up giving a shit what anyone thinks of me. It calms me down I guess this is my outlet.

Sucks to be you people............Hey! Your all just as fucking crazy!!! WTF!.....::fuckyeah::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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08-02-2008, 12:12 AM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Let's shoot Duchess and call it even.

There's not much worse than being both jealous and crusty.
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08-02-2008, 12:32 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Let's shoot Duchess and call it even.

There's not much worse than being both jealous and crusty.
Crusty is your asshole...wait, I meant your mouth. Oh hey! Same thing. Intestinebrain.
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08-02-2008, 01:12 AM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Let's shoot Duchess and call it even.

There's not much worse than being both jealous and crusty.
Crusty is your asshole...wait, I meant your mouth. Oh hey! Same thing. Intestinebrain.

You'd make a good Wiccan, did you know that?
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08-02-2008, 01:23 AM
Bite my big gaping asshole, dickbreath.
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08-02-2008, 01:26 AM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Bite my big gaping asshole, dickbreath.

Interesting comment above. Have you been ass fucked on a regular basis?
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08-02-2008, 01:36 AM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Bite my big gaping asshole, dickbreath.

You are such a closet fetish queen. ::lmao::
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08-02-2008, 01:39 AM
Liquid Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Bite my big gaping asshole, dickbreath.

Interesting comment above. Have you been ass fucked on a regular basis?

It's a joke. My asshole is dainty and feminine.

Look elsewhere, perv.
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08-02-2008, 01:41 AM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Bite my big gaping asshole, dickbreath.

Interesting comment above. Have you been ass fucked on a regular basis?

It's a joke. My asshole is dainty and feminine.

Look elsewhere, perv.
you might still like a good ass fucking every now and then. many women do, lol
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08-02-2008, 01:55 AM
Liquid Wrote:you might still like a good ass fucking every now and then. many women do, lol
You know, the dick is a powerful weapon. It has a way of calming bitches down. I can think of a couple who could use a good ass fucking...hell who am I kidding, ANY type of fucking would do 'em some good. It's like having a reliable prescription called "bitch-be- gone"

All women should take a daily dose


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08-02-2008, 01:58 AM
Extremely powerful. Hypnotizes them.


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#18
08-02-2008, 02:00 AM
Mmmmmm, perrrrrrrrr-fect!
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