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Good morning ass-wipes
LuMPyPussy
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#21
07-13-2008, 01:09 PM
Duchess Wrote:...I wish everyone to have a lovely day and I'm told to shut up!?...You two are the most miserable bitches I may have ever encountered...You both deserve to be alone...Who the fuck would want to be in your company...
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! :kiss::
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#22
07-13-2008, 01:41 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:"way more supply than demand" situation going on over there.
MF - 1383 posts.

OP - 661 posts.

If I have a "way more supply then demand situation" then you have a "bankrupt with warehouses full of merchandise nobody wants to buy" situation.
Those stats demonstrate my point perfectly. Just imagine how many of your posts (your percentage of posts) waste vowels in order for you to beat ME in that department. Damn you are extra fucking dumb today ...

Your attempts at mocking me would almost hurt if they weren't so fucking pitiful and inconsequencial. In the history of this forum you have yet to come up with anything any brainiac couldconsider to be witty, clever or a mixture of both.

If you weren't the admin you would still be in newbie hellas you are incapable of coming up with anything original or amusing. Your posts have zero personality, zero originality and zero wit.

You are without a shadow of doubt one of the most witless people I have ever come across, as I have stated before your wife deserves a sainthood for choosing to live with you.
All I care about is that I get entertained. If that includes me saying things that you don't find funny that's AOK with me, ball-breath. In fact, I hope that's the case because it's not like I give a fuck how giggly your metro-sex pseudo-muslim British ass feels.


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#23
07-13-2008, 01:46 PM
I imagine his British ass feels bruised and pulpy with a bloody discharge. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#24
07-13-2008, 01:50 PM
Duchess Wrote:...I wish everyone to have a lovely day and I'm told to shut up!?...You two are the most miserable bitches I may have ever encountered...You both deserve to be alone...Who the fuck would want to be in your company...
Morning Duchess, or afternoon at this point.
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#25
07-13-2008, 03:51 PM
Liquid Wrote:they finally let you out of newbie purgatory. Welcome to hell, lol.
Fuck you ass wipe. They should have thought twice before they let your dumb ass out...what a mistake. ::bigg::
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#26
07-13-2008, 04:03 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
#@*! Wrote:What a beautiful day in the neighborhood...la-la-la-la-la

eat me you bitches! ::showass::

Having the nerve to start your own threads already?

You will find that you have much to learn here padawan.

How sweet!, fresh meat!

Now please don't disappoint me and prove to us all how ludicriously stupid and ignorant you are.
Oh dear lord! Who let this dumb fuck out? I am sure it was an oversight. Listen you over active puss wart; stop trying to prove to yourself that your life really has value. Face the fact that you have shit for brains and you find your own self worth only when you gaze at the ass of a horse. Now do something useful for once in your miserable life and take a long walk on a short pier
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#27
07-13-2008, 04:15 PM
Sinister Wrote:A beautiful day in the neighborhood? What the fuck are you; Mr Rogers? Sundays are the MOST fucking boring around here. Weekends in general just SUCK ASS. ::fu:: 95
[color="red"]Kiss ass you sin-ass-ter wicked bitch of the net.[/color] You let me out of hell and now you
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07-13-2008, 04:22 PM
#@*! Wrote:[quote=Sinister]A beautiful day in the neighborhood? What the fuck are you; Mr Rogers? Sundays are the MOST fucking boring around here. Weekends in general just SUCK ASS. ::fu:: 95
Kiss ass you sin-ass-ter wicked bitch of the net. You let me out of hell and now you
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#29
07-13-2008, 04:29 PM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Hey freak, glad you're out of the holding cage?
Hey freak-ette.::boobs:: NO, I
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#30
07-13-2008, 04:46 PM
Sinister Wrote:You see it as letting you out of hell. I look at it as getting you out of my turf. Perceived reality.

Next thing we know, you'll be "best online friends" with Squid. ::doh::
Then I consider your perceived reality to be illusory, at best. It appears that your "turf" encompasses this entire forum (which is unfortunate for us all).::finger:: Inconsequentially, this makes me a continued part of that faux reality you so diligently declare.

Now who the fuck is Squid and why the hell would I want to become b.o.f. with it?
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#31
07-13-2008, 04:51 PM
Duchess Wrote:Good morning, my Darlings...Have a beautiful Sunday...
Good morning Duchess, hope your day is filled with beautiful things as well. Lord knows the fucktards on this forum won't contribute to it.
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07-13-2008, 04:57 PM
[quote]It
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#33
07-13-2008, 05:00 PM
ScratchsGirl Wrote:::fuck::this morning ::tdown::
[color="darkred"]I did, and it felt real good you swollen cunt sore.[/color] Now either get fucked or go fuck someone and then maybe you too will wake up tomorrow sounding like Mr. fucking Rogers, you fictitious ass mockery assemblyman
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#34
07-13-2008, 05:09 PM
Good morning ass-wipes
Good evening moist toweletts
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#35
07-13-2008, 05:36 PM
[quote=Sinister][quote]It
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#36
07-13-2008, 05:47 PM
Quote:Now do you want me to take it down a notch?
Take it down a notch??? I'm still waiting for you to flip the "on" switch. What the fuck do you mean, take it down a notch????

And you are still deluded into believing that you annoy or upset me in some way. There ain't a soul on this board with that kind of power, so you might as well get over it now. You must accept the fact that you have no power.
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#37
07-13-2008, 05:58 PM
I dunno about anyone else, obviously, but the spelling/grammar/punctuation correction herd annoy the ever lovin' shit out of me. Next would be the constant reiteration of "your stupid" "no, you are" "nuh uh, your stupider." Shut the fuck up, already! (Misspellings intentional, by the way... please don't correct them or I might have to kill you.)

An intelligent, mildly original insult is all I'm really looking for. That's not too much to ask, is it?
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#38
07-13-2008, 09:07 PM
Sinister Wrote:
Quote:Now do you want me to take it down a notch?
Take it down a notch??? I'm still waiting for you to flip the "on" switch. What the fuck do you mean, take it down a notch????

And you are still deluded into believing that you annoy or upset me in some way. There ain't a soul on this board with that kind of power, so you might as well get over it now. You must accept the fact that you have no power.
You are just a deluge of denial aren
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#39
07-13-2008, 09:30 PM
A) I only need one account. Who the fuck wants to remember all those passwords and shit???
B) That's one of the best Mock paragraphs I've seen here yet. Bravo, 3281!!! ::lmao::

Hey!!! She can learn!!!
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#40
07-14-2008, 11:56 AM
Sinister Wrote:Hey!!! She can learn!!!
Bite me bitch,....but don't swallow ::showass::
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