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I believe I hate everyone here and was wondering if anyone died a painful death so I could swoop in and buy their most cherished memories. If I knew that I could maybe get there before CSI discovered the bodies, and cash inbefore the foreclosure proceedings it would be easieron me.Remember time is of the essence and I do not have all fucking day. So with that in mind remember that I am there for you with all my might.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Maggot Wrote:I believe I hate everyone here and was wondering if anyone died a painful death so I could swoop in and buy their most cherished memories. If I knew that I could maybe get there before CSI discovered the bodies, and cash inbefore the foreclosure proceedings it would be easieron me.Remember time is of the essence and I do not have all fucking day. So with that in mind remember that I am there for you with all my might.
No takers?
Aw, there, therelittle maggot.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Maggot Wrote:I believe I hate everyone here and was wondering if anyone died a painful death so I could swoop in and buy their most cherished memories. If I knew that I could maybe get there before CSI discovered the bodies, and cash inbefore the foreclosure proceedings it would be easieron me.Remember time is of the essence and I do not have all fucking day. So with that in mind remember that I am there for you with all my might.
No takers?
Aw, there, therelittle maggot.
Thats O.K. I've played with myself before my little budett.:kiss::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Maggot Wrote:I believe I hate everyone here and was wondering if anyone died a painful death so I could swoop in and buy their most cherished memories. If I knew that I could maybe get there before CSI discovered the bodies, and cash inbefore the foreclosure proceedings it would be easieron me.Remember time is of the essence and I do not have all fucking day. So with that in mind remember that I am there for you with all my might.
::laugh::Bastard ...
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Maggot Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Maggot Wrote:I believe I hate everyone here and was wondering if anyone died a painful death so I could swoop in and buy their most cherished memories. If I knew that I could maybe get there before CSI discovered the bodies, and cash inbefore the foreclosure proceedings it would be easieron me.Remember time is of the essence and I do not have all fucking day. So with that in mind remember that I am there for you with all my might.
No takers?
Aw, there, therelittle maggot.
Thats O.K. I've played with myself before my little budett.:kiss::
Yeah that doesn't suprise me.
Did your mommy and daddy tell youyour penis was evil ?
Which collegehave you picked out tobe the site of your massacre ?
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Maggot Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Maggot Wrote:I believe I hate everyone here and was wondering if anyone died a painful death so I could swoop in and buy their most cherished memories. If I knew that I could maybe get there before CSI discovered the bodies, and cash inbefore the foreclosure proceedings it would be easieron me.Remember time is of the essence and I do not have all fucking day. So with that in mind remember that I am there for you with all my might.
No takers?
Aw, there, therelittle maggot.
Thats O.K. I've played with myself before my little budett.:kiss::
Yeah that doesn't suprise me.
Did your mommy and daddy tell youyour penis was evil ?
Which collegehave you picked out tobe the site of your massacre ?
Penis sounds very girly like I prefer "rhythm stick" and will now play "bad moon-a-risin" on your head.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Sinister Wrote:Maggot Wrote:I believe I hate everyone here and was wondering if anyone died a painful death so I could swoop in and buy their most cherished memories. If I knew that I could maybe get there before CSI discovered the bodies, and cash inbefore the foreclosure proceedings it would be easieron me.Remember time is of the essence and I do not have all fucking day. So with that in mind remember that I am there for you with all my might.
Well, not me personally, but I can prophesize a death and give you advance notice; date, time and where. Would that help? Would you prefer a male or female victim?
A male would be better as they make more money than women. And have much cooler stuff.::stir::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.