TGIF, babybitch ass-smack homeslices!

[Middle Finger]

This Friday, I invite you all to kiss my cute white ass. ::thumbs::

But first do this to me: ::jerk2::

Then make me food.

Then tuck me in.

Thanks, bitches!

[LuMPyPussy]

Homeslices = white bread?

[Middle Finger]

Homeslice = homies

[Cynical Ninja]

Homeslice = homies

Despite your frequent PM's begging and pleading with me, I am not going to wank you off MF.

Idon't have a pair oftweezers on me anyway.

[Maggot]

But first do this to me: ::jerk2::

Then make me food.

In that order? You like mayo?

[LuMPyPussy]

Homeslice = homies

Despite your frequent PM's begging and pleading with me, I am not going to wank you off MF.

Idon't have a pair oftweezers on me anyway.

He might enjoy nostril sex if you could keep your head still long enough.

[Middle Finger]

Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.

[Cynical Ninja]

Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.

Define normal from your point of view?

When you whip it out does your wife get a remorseful far away look in her eyes?

[LuMPyPussy]

Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.

Define normal from your point of view?

When you whip it out does your wife get a remorseful far away look in her eyes?

Or does she point and laugh?

[Middle Finger]

She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.

[LuMPyPussy]

She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.

Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::

[Middle Finger]

She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.

Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::

It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.
Like me! ::bravo::

So ... ::blowme::

[Cynical Ninja]

She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.

Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::

It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.
Like me! ::bravo::

So ... ::blowme::

yes you are so special.

[Sinister]

She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.

Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::

It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.

Or....as in her favorite among all the other"lollipops" she plays with? ::sly::

[Middle Finger]

Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::

[LuMPyPussy]

Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::

SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?

[Middle Finger]

Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::

SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?

Banana-sized penis works for me. Does it work for you? ::thumbs:: :kiss:: ::sly::

[LuMPyPussy]

Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::

SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?

Banana-sized penis works for me. Does it work for you? ::thumbs:: :kiss:: ::sly::

No, not really. ::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

LOL! The miserable seahag got me ...