Hooray For Monday!

[LuMPyPussy]

Taint is my derogatory nickname for "Saint" or "Jives" or "lying sack of dog vomit". You know the one.....knows the Gin Blossoms, hung out with them, sang with them.

That's what I thought. Is he still claiming that after the colossal outing he had at FG?

That asshole was even stealing watermarked photos of kittens off a poster site and claiming it was a photo he had taken of his cat. I've never seen anyone that was such a compulsive lying freak as him.

He found a miraculous cure for his dying wife after scores of doctors couldn't. He's been successful in 15 different jobs but he gave it all up to be a teacher and had to hock his speakers (or something) to buy a quart of milk for his poor dying wife. He's got hidden passages in his house in case he's attacked by gangmembers although he's the best loved and award winning teacher (of unknown awards) to ever grace the hallways of his school. Blah blah fucking blah.

And there are idiots that apparently eat that shit up. "Oh Jives, you're a hero! I love reading about you."

God, I can't stand that guy. I'll always remember when I was new at FG and he was all over my shit when I said that "Brokeback Mountain" looked interesting. He attacked me, my parents, the way I was raised... you name it. Not just me either. Between him and Far, they chased out some intelligent members with their shrieking homophobic "Christian" rantings.

Okay, I'm done. :?

[Sinister]

Is he still claiming that after the colossal outing he had at FG?

He isn't claiming it there, but it was "brought up" twice in there; once by me and once by my sister. The thread I brought it up in was where this lying turd claims to be a 2^nd cousin of Abraham Lincoln. The boss ended up locking that one, right after I got my Gin Blossoms comment out.

When my sister brought it up it was in a thread he claims to have won all those teacher awards, 75% of which she was able to refute. I can't remember how she brought the Gin Blossoms into it, but after that he sent her a whiney-ass, pussy PM crying about how everyone is picking on him.

He claims to be a father and a grandfather. Why has no one ever heard him speak the names of any of his kids? Why, as a teacher, does he have so much time to be online? I don't believe one fucking word that comes out of his mouth, and now, with the ignore feature in place, I don't have to. He has as many kids asI have testicles.

I also have reason to believe he never flew anything more complex than a crop-duster. He is so fucking stupid because shit you claim to have done in the military can be found easily.

OH, and another lie of his; some noob was asking about why some of us have chosen the screen names we did. He said that "Saint" is his middle name. So.....his parents named him Jon Saint St. Ives???? My ASS.

[Cynical Ninja]

I was in the SAS.

My middle name is peephole.

I am an award winning good samaritan.

I cured my grandmas varicose veins with my healing hands.

Oliver Cromwell is my dad.

[Sinister]

I was in the SAS.

My middle name is peephole.

I am an award winning good samaritan.

I cured my grandmas varicose veins with my healing hands.

Oliver Cromwell is my dad.

I can do better than that.

I am a serial killer who can claim 173 victims. Once I had chopped them up, I took half of the people I'd whacked and put them back together and brought them back to life. All I needed was an aloe veraplant.

[Cynical Ninja]

Did I not mention I was the lead singer of Metallica for 10 years ?

I also created the island of Madagascar using a bucket of mud, a trowel and some sand.

I inventedweather and designed the horizon.

[Sinister]

I invented air and photosynthesis.

I also created Mt Everest out of left over kitty litter.

Fire? My idea.

I have had a blue whale as a house guest. Twice.

[Lady Cop]

yee haaaa

i lurves OP and Sin!

[LuMPyPussy]

Is he still claiming that after the colossal outing he had at FG?

He isn't claiming it there, but it was "brought up" twice in there; once by me and once by my sister. The thread I brought it up in was where this lying turd claims to be a 2^nd cousin of Abraham Lincoln. The boss ended up locking that one, right after I got my Gin Blossoms comment out.

When my sister brought it up it was in a thread he claims to have won all those teacher awards, 75% of which she was able to refute. I can't remember how she brought the Gin Blossoms into it, but after that he sent her a whiney-ass, pussy PM crying about how everyone is picking on him.

He claims to be a father and a grandfather. Why has no one ever heard him speak the names of any of his kids? Why, as a teacher, does he have so much time to be online? I don't believe one fucking word that comes out of his mouth, and now, with the ignore feature in place, I don't have to. He has as many kids asI have testicles.

I also have reason to believe he never flew anything more complex than a crop-duster. He is so fucking stupid because shit you claim to have done in the military can be found easily.

OH, and another lie of his; some noob was asking about why some of us have chosen the screen names we did. He said that "Saint" is his middle name. So.....his parents named him Jon Saint St. Ives???? My ASS.

Yeah, I remember him claiming to be related to Abraham Lincoln and then in another thread saying he was adopted and didn't know who his family was.

Not only that, but MomInIowa, the lady with cancer, wanted to help him so she found a geneologist or somebody that would research to see if she could find his family and he not only never offered to pay her for it, he didn't even thank her.

[Sinister]

Not only that, but MomInIowa, the lady with cancer, wanted to help him so she found a geneologist or somebody that would research to see if she could find his family and he not only never offered to pay her for it, he didn't even thank her.

She didn't spend any money on this fucker, did she???? Did he even say yes or no to her offer??? Lameass self-absorbed fuck.

[Sinister]

Did you SOB's give up on this thread??? I was just getting into this one and everyone crapped out. Fuckers.

I just got a letter from God thanking me for writing the Bible.

My snake just told me that he prefers his water dish in the center of his tank.

I can ride my motorcycle 219 miles while doing a wheelie.

And I invented indoor plumbing.

[Necro]

I invented God.
Sex was my idea.
Jimmy Hendrix was my best friend.
Ozzy Osbourne is my Dads cousin.
I was the first human created.
I have a 2 and a half foot penis.

[LuMPyPussy]

I invented God.
Sex was my idea.
Jimmy Hendrix was my best friend.
Ozzy Osbourne is my Dads cousin.
I was the first human created.
I am a 2 and a half foot penis.

So you're officially considered a dwarf?