Greetings and masturbations

[LuMPyPussy]

[crash]

A Liquid pseudo blog would have been better;

DAY ONE
Found this uber cool forum where people go to pay out on the world. I sooooo want to be included, I'm sure they are all going to be impressed with my ability to google big words i don't understand and post super clever pictures. Hehe, I'm so cool, they're bound to make me a member in no time flat..


Ok.. so things aren't going so well. I put up a way cool avatar but nobody noticed. I made a whole bunch of posts and still nobody noticed. Are these people blind?


Great..everyone I've met so far has a better nic than me, they all obviously have better wordsearch resources and they laugh at everyone but me. What is this place?


Fanfukkentastic! Now some bastard called crash has joined and is giving me a hard time! I was here first, it's just not fucking fair *sniff* I'm going to give him all the shit i can and he will be stuck here in virgin purgatory forever: YOU MARK MY WORDS!

DAY TWO

*Mental note to self* : Don't make rash promises to self anymore, not even white out on my screen can hide it. I can't fukken believe it! They made that bastard crash a member! I was here first! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I'm leaving, they'll miss me, you'll see!

[LuMPyPussy]

Wow, Crash, that's so terribly clever! However I don't really spend that much time talking to myself and it sort of looks like mental masturbation, sticking (ha ha, get it?) with the theme of the thread. You go ahead though, it looks like you're having fun.

[Cynical Ninja]

To know ceiling cat is to know true fear...........

[Overlord]

Why are we still starting threads in this forum?

[Sinister]

Missed this one when I locked all the others. Thanks for picking up my slack! ::thumbs::