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[Sinister]

So tell me guys, from an American point of view, is Bush as big a fuckknuckle as our press make out? And is Obama as fucking boring and anal as he seems from his portrayal down here?

Bush aspires to be a big fuckknuckle. He doesn't even do that well. I can't wait till that fuckwit is out of office. But the choices we are left with aren't any better. As I've said before in other forums; there is something genetic in politicians that makes them stupid and useless and unable to tie their own shoes without fucking it up.

And Doctors are starting to replace prescriptions for Xanax and Lunesta with speeches made by Obama to combat insomnia. More natural remedies, you see.

[Middle Finger]

Most people think Bush is a big fucknuckle, I'd say. As for Obama, I am not sure. I saw him in a debate once though and was pretty impressed.

[Middle Finger]

I transferred crash to full access.

[Cynical Ninja]

Too many biker types here now.

Should have known it would happen though, biker types seem to be naturally attracted to anything involving throwing insults or general negativity like fliesaround shit.

As long as they don't start trying to piss on the forumto mark it as "their territory" and start demanding "respect".

[Sinister]

I transferred crash to full access.

Hey Crash.....YOU'RE IN!!! Now, we must wreak havoc and mayhem in the rest of the forum. There are a couple other Bikers here, which I'm sure you'll sniff out yourself. ::sly::

[Sinister]

Too many biker types here now.

Should have known it would happen though, biker types seem to be naturally attracted to anything involving throwing insults or general negativity like fliesaround shit.

OP.....FUCK OFF. Would you say the same if the place was over-run with Brits??? You fuckin' asshole.

[Middle Finger]

Too many biker types here now.

Should have known it would happen though, biker types seem to be naturally attracted to anything involving throwing insults or general negativity like fliesaround shit.

As long as they don't start trying to piss on the forumto mark it as "their territory" and start demanding "respect".

Since I'm not a biker you don't have to worry about that too much.

[crash]

Well at least your choices didn't come down to someone who was going to fuck over every worker in the country or someone who looks like he does the same to little boys.

The bogan voters here, in there moronic wisdom, chose the latter. For the next four years we are stuck with a pedophile looking wet rag of a man who couldn't inspire an emo to cry.

He also does this weird thing with his lips just before he is about to speak, it kinda looks like he is offering a five year old a few lollies to not tell anyone 'their secret'

[crash]

I transferred crash to full access.

Hey Crash.....YOU'RE IN!!! Now, we must wreak havoc and mayhem in the rest of the forum. There are a couple other Bikers here, which I'm sure you'll sniff out yourself. ::sly::

Thanks! It's a bit early for requests, but can we keep Liqueer in here for a bitchpermanently? You know, like the unimpressive kid that everyone else kicked the shit out of at grade school when they were having a bad day?

I'm sure I won't tire of it..

[Cynical Ninja]

Too many biker types here now.

Should have known it would happen though, biker types seem to be naturally attracted to anything involving throwing insults or general negativity like fliesaround shit.

OP.....FUCK OFF. Would you say the same if the place was over-run with Brits??? You fuckin' asshole.

Yes I would.

Brits can be every bit as arrogant, ignorant and aggressive as bikers.

Wind your neck in.

[Sinister]

I transferred crash to full access.

Hey Crash.....YOU'RE IN!!! Now, we must wreak havoc and mayhem in the rest of the forum. There are a couple other Bikers here, which I'm sure you'll sniff out yourself. ::sly::

Thanks! It's a bit early for requests, but can we keep Liqueer in here for a bitchpermanently? You know, like the unimpressive kid that everyone else kicked the shit out of at grade school when they were having a bad day?

I'm sure I won't tire of it..

Early? Isn't it early evening where you are? I don't know how the time zones work from the US to Australia. I know your seasons are opposite ours, but I don't know your time zone. It is 1005 here.

[Cynical Ninja]

The last thing this place needs is for it to be turned into yet another mutual admiration wankathon for bikers to massage each others egos.

[Sinister]

The last thing this place needs is for it to be turned into yet another mutual admiration wankathon for bikers to massage each others egos.

And I f I could only get RW to join up here, he'd verbally slap the shit out of you, and everyone else and you'd admire his viciousness.

[crash]

I transferred crash to full access.

Hey Crash.....YOU'RE IN!!! Now, we must wreak havoc and mayhem in the rest of the forum. There are a couple other Bikers here, which I'm sure you'll sniff out yourself. ::sly::

Thanks! It's a bit early for requests, but can we keep Liqueer in here for a bitchpermanently? You know, like the unimpressive kid that everyone else kicked the shit out of at grade school when they were having a bad day?

I'm sure I won't tire of it..

Early? Isn't it early evening where you are? I don't know how the time zones work from the US to Australia. I know your seasons are opposite ours, but I don't know your time zone. It is 1005 here.

ermm.. I meant a bit early in the full membership thing, but whatever... It's a little after midnight in Aus, and yeah, we just started winter

[Sinister]

ermm.. I meant a bit early in the full membership thing, but whatever... It's a little after midnight in Aus, and yeah, we just started winter

Oh no, no, noooooooo. You don't have to "work up" to getting mean and snarly here. Once you're in, everyone is fair game!!! Fuck with whom you choose!

Yanno, I always wanted to visit Australia, but it will never happen now, for two reasons. It wouldn't have happened before because I will never fly again, and it won't happen now because of the shit they are handing Bikers over there.

[crash]

Well, if you can ever bare getting here on a boat, you still should come. The heat the feds put on the MC's down here is pretty localised. The way the police force is heading down here, they won;t have the balls to stop a seven year old shoplifting let alone hassle a full club run.

Don't miss out on seeing a truly beautiful part of the world just for the sake of some assholes

[Sinister]

Well, if you can ever bare getting here on a boat, you still should come. The heat the feds put on the MC's down here is pretty localised. The way the police force is heading down here, they won;t have the balls to stop a seven year old shoplifting let alone hassle a full club run.

Don't miss out on seeing a truly beautiful part of the world just for the sake of some assholes

The boat is a possibility, but my ol' man won't travel without his rags. That would make him a target for the 5-0 right off the bat.

The state I live in has the highest number of MC's in the country and we get some seriously fucked-up press. You never hear about charity runs, Toy for Tots runs, rarely do you hear about the Patriot Guard riders; all you hear about is some Club that got busted for something. No Biker I know claims that we are all saints, but for fuck's sake, tell about the good we do, too!!! Have you ever read I'm Just a Biker?

[crash]

Yeah, bit of a different mentality over here. the charity runs will usually get a good write up. Nope, haven't read it.

[Sinister]

Here ya go....
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I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
You didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
You didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant.
You didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.
You didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.
You didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you stare at my long hair.
You didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
You didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you look in fright at my tattoos.
You didn't see me cry as my children were born and having their name tattooed on my skin and in my heart.

I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
You didn't see me going home to be with my family.

I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
You didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
You didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
You didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
You didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
You didn't see me, trying to turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
You didn't see me leave the road.

I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
You didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you go home to your family.
You didn't see me, because I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker and a person with friends and family.
You didn't see me.

[crash]

Yeah.. pretty fucked, but so typical.