Twisted Tunes

[LKTraz]

Know a good twisted tune? Post the lyrics to that song parody or original novelty tune.

Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for ewes
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A-A
That kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds and there done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and there done with sheep *baaa*

My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him no
Look at the Flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, Noo

Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds and there done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and there done with sheep *baaa*

Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP

Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep *loud groan/yell*

*baa, Baa*

(spoken softly)
Quiet girls...... I think the Shepherd's coming

[Maggot]

Your baaaaaaaad!

[LKTraz]

Another from Bob Rivers

PMS (Parody of ACDC - TNT)

Hide hide hide hide hide hide hide

See her storm out of the kitchen
With a blood-curdling scream
She's not the girl that I first met
This one's pretty mean
My woman chewed my head off me
Just the other night
She's got the mood
She's gonna brood
What gives her the right

Well it's PMS
She's all uptight
PMS
And she'll pick a fight
PMS
She's on overload
PMS
Watch her explode

Her brand new jeans
Are popping their seams
They're as tight as a clam
She's public reservoir number one
Hoover Dam
So bring home some chocolate
It might save your life
Tell her you love her
And hide all the knives
Her friend is back in town
Don't mess around with

PMS
She's all uptight
PMS
And she'll pick a fight
PMS
She's on overload
PMS
Watch her explode

(woman speaking)
Honey where are you?
Who ate all the Dove bars?
I really don't enjoy picking up your smelly socks!
I want to be held.
Leave me alone!
Where are you going?
Come back here you coward!
Yeahh ohhhhhh

(guy speaking)
What a bitch!
I try!