You wanted an intro , now read the fucker .

[Cynical Ninja]

Well little miss skidmarks , I really don't give a flying fuck what you think . And don't call me sweetheart , I am not one of your web cam using$2.99 a minute customers . Now get back to work and don't bother me again .

$2.99 a minute ?

You are being undercharged fuckwit!

Why wud anyone seek outcompanionship with you?

Please die.

[LuMPyPussy]

Well little miss skidmarks , I really don't give a flying fuck what you think . And don't call me sweetheart , I am not one of your web cam using$2.99 a minute customers . Now get back to work and don't bother me again .

That's a little better but only because I find the word skidmark to be inherently amusing.

[F.U.]

Hey oversized piehole . Lay the fuck down and lick yourself . The $2.99 was a guess on my part , but leave it to you to know what it actually costs for phone sex . You sock puppet monkey spanking fuck .
Dying is inevitable , however for now I think I will stay here and be a thorn in your side ass wipe . So shut the fuck up or go back to the other forum you came from . Either way piss off numb nuts .

[F.U.]

I am amazed that you would find anything amusing , after looking in the mirror every morning and seeing that joke you call a reflection . Little miss Betty Brown Butt .

[LuMPyPussy]

I am amazed that you would find anything amusing , after looking in the mirror every morning and seeing that joke you call a reflection . Little miss Betty Brown Butt .

Now you're just trying too hard, that really doesn't make much sense. But I don't expect much from a wannabe hippy burnout freak such as yourself.

[F.U.]

I could see that a dumb ass like yourself would be confused by the reflection in your mirror . After all if I had to see that face every day , day after fucking day I would be confused also . Confused as to why god was so nice to others and so mean to you when it came to the looks department . Get it now ? And fuck you on the wannabe hippie burnout bull shit . I have heard that for 30 + years , so try again . You are going to have to do better that .

[LuMPyPussy]

I could see that a dumb ass like yourself would be confused by the reflection in your mirror . After all if I had to see that face every day , day after fucking day I would be confused also . Confused as to why god was so nice to others and so mean to you when it came to the looks department . Get it now ? And fuck you on the wannabe hippie burnout bull shit . I have heard that for 30 + years , so try again . You are going to have to do better that .

So I basically got it in one and it annoys you that you're so easily pegged.

And no, I don't have to do better. YOU'RE the one stuck in newbie hell. ::showass::

[Sinister]

Look at LMPP and FU playing so nice together. Warms my heart, it does. ::lmao::

[F.U.]

Nope not annoyed at all shitty . I bet it was real hard for someone as smart as a bag of door knobs like yourself to make those assumptions . Especially after I wrote it right there in my Resume , You dolt .

[Middle Finger]

I like FU's resumé.

[Sinister]

I like FU's resumé.

Ditto.

[LuMPyPussy]

Nope not annoyed at all shitty . I bet it was real hard for someone as smart as a bag of door knobs like yourself to make those assumptions . Especially after I wrote it right there in my Resume , You dolt .

You wrote: Long haired bike riding beer drinking trouble making asshole

My interpretation: wannabe hippy burnout freak

Those are two distinctly different animals, but you in your infinite dullness acknowledged how accurate my description of you was.

I suspect your constantinsistence in calling me stupid shows your fear ofyour inadequacies both mental and physical.

In other words, you're a limp dick.

[F.U.]

No shit pants I have just dealt with people that have a over inflated sense of self wort before . I can read between the lines .
And as far as the " limp dick " goes . I will once again say ... He who brags lies . So you receive no comment from me . But thank's for the giggle anyway .
Now get back to reading your dictionary so you can feel better than everyone else . And get your ass away from me .

[Middle Finger]

Lucky bastard here has been transferred to full access.

[LuMPyPussy]

No shit pants I have just dealt with people that have a over inflated sense of self wort before . I can read between the lines .
And as far as the " limp dick " goes . I will once again say ... He who brags lies . So you receive no comment from me . But thank's for the giggle anyway .
Now get back to reading your dictionary so you can feel better than everyone else . And get your ass away from me .

I do like reading dictionaries, they're a good way to 'focus' on the crapper.

[Cynical Ninja]

Hey oversized piehole . Lay the fuck down and lick yourself . The $2.99 was a guess on my part , but leave it to you to know what it actually costs for phone sex . You sock puppet monkey spanking fuck .
Dying is inevitable , however for now I think I will stay here and be a thorn in your side ass wipe . So shut the fuck up or go back to the other forum you came from . Either way piss off numb nuts .

A guess?, yeah right. The only way you are going to get laid in real life is in a pitch black room with back pocket full of hundred dollar bills, and even then your body odour and halitosis will put most sane people off coming anywhere near you.

Dying is indeed inevitable but surely in your case facilitating a course of action that will speed up its onset is required? The fact is when you wake up each morning and you haven't choked to death on your own vomit an innocent childs life is taken instead.