I just went to the mall and was astounded.

[Tommy Tourette]

There was shit in the urinal.


Now I'm torn between disgust at the cretin who did it and admiration for the ballsy fuck.

No paper used either.

This restroom has no lock so whoever the culprit was took one HELL of a chance of being discovered.

Unless of course this is some new type of queer bait.

[Middle Finger]

You are grossing me out. He might have been desperate at the time, who knows.

[Sinister]

There was shit in the urinal.

How did you fit yourself into a urinal?

[Tommy Tourette]

There was shit in the urinal.

How did you fit yourself into a urinal?

Pathetic.

I was told there was wit in here. This is a kindergarten response.

I weep.

[Middle Finger]

There was shit in the urinal.

How did you fit yourself into a urinal?

Pathetic.

I was told there was wit in here. This is a kindergarten response.

I weep.

+1

[Sinister]

This is a kindergarten response.

That's the best you've got? Seriously, put some effort into it, dimwit.

[Sinister]

There was shit in the urinal.

How did you fit yourself into a urinal?

Pathetic.

I was told there was wit in here. This is a kindergarten response.

I weep.

+1

And you.......you wouldn't know a good post if it hit you upside the head with a claw hammer.

[Middle Finger]

Fortunately, I made my judgment for +1 to TT based upon how lame yours was, not on how "good" his was.

[Sinister]

Fortunately, I made my judgment for +1 to TT based upon how lame yours was, not on how "good" his was.

I knew that. My previous post still stands, asshole.

[Middle Finger]

I didn't have to "know a good post" to make my excellent judgment.

[LuMPyPussy]

This is a kindergarten response.

That's the best you've got? Seriously, put some effort into it, dimwit.

He misspelled kindiegarden too.

[Necro]

I actually chuckled at Sinisters response.
And, Tourettes Bitch, stop pretending you were surprised. I wouldnt doubt it if youre the cunt who did it. You were probably hoping a crooked piece of shit (somewhat like yourself) would walk in on you.
Fucking dirtbag.
And, who were you with, anyways? Scoping some manginas inconspicuously over by the hot dog stand?

[SATAN]

Just where is this mall you frequent? I want to make sure I never go there.

[LuMPyPussy]

I used to work in the ladies' wear department at the base exchange a very long time ago, and part of the job required keeping an eye on the dressing rooms... some THING actually took a dump in one of the tiny little trash cans they had. How fucking hard would it have been to walk 30 feet to the restroom? Argh!

[SATAN]

I used to work in the ladies' wear department at the base exchange a very long time ago, and part of the job required keeping an eye on the dressing rooms... some THING actually took a dump in one of the tiny little trash cans they had. How fucking hard would it have been to walk 30 feet to the restroom? Argh!

I hate to ask but what did this THING wipe it's ass with?

[LuMPyPussy]

Christ, I didn't think of that. I never noticed any stains on the clothes... maybe it bought whatever it wiped it's ass with.

Or hey! I just had a thought: you know when dogs drag their asses along the floor when they've got worms/itchy butt? LOL, what a mental image.

[SATAN]

Christ, I didn't think of that. I never noticed any stains on the clothes... maybe it bought whatever it wiped it's ass with.

Or hey! I just had a thought: you know when dogs drag their asses along the floor when they've got worms/itchy butt? LOL, what a mental image.

Exactly it does make your mind wander into uncharted terrortory just thinking about it.:shock:

[Necro]

Thats gross.
She probably had the downs...