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Fuckin' Wal-Mart
#21
Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:Nitwit wrote:
Quote:Dammit, Wal Mart is more homo sexual than Elton John himself.

If saving my money makes me appear queer, so be it. And fuck you. ::bigg::

BTW....nothing is more homo than Elton John.
George Michaels and Boy George want to contend.

George Michaels.....George Michaels....<Sinister scritching her head>

Boy George is a close second....but.....George Michaels.......Who the fuck is George Michaels????
He was that guy that sang soprano but now sings fellatio.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#22
You never heard of George Michaels? Used to be with Wham long ago but then got real popular for a long time. Faith, I Want Your Sex, etc.

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He has sung on stage with Elton John before.
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#23
Middle Finger Wrote:You never heard of George Michaels? Used to be with Wham long ago but then got real popular for a long time. Faith, I Want Your Sex, etc.

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Do you still like him?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#24
Middle Finger Wrote:You never heard of George Michaels? Used to be with Wham long ago but then got real popular for a long time. Faith, I Want Your Sex, etc.

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He has sung on stage with Elton John before.
OH YEAH!!! I forgot about WHAM. I wonder if George here ever made anyone a nice wife. What a waste of a fabulous-looking man.
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#25
Maggot Wrote:

He was that guy that sang soprano but now sings fellatio.

::lmao:: funny maggot.


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#26
Maggot Wrote:He was that guy that sang soprano but now sings fellatio.

Now that was a brilliant jab!! ::thumbs::

Yep....I'm liking Maggot more with each post he makes.
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#27
Middle Finger Wrote:You never heard of George Michaels? Used to be with Wham long ago but then got real popular for a long time. Faith, I Want Your Sex, etc.

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He has sung on stage with Elton John before.

George Michael.

Not Michaels.

You tool.


We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#28
I hope I can stop beating myself up for that mistake.
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#29
Middle Finger Wrote:I hope I can stop beating myself up for that mistake.

If you need a hand you have only to ask.

:;box::
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#30
Thanks. You're too nice to me, OP.
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#31
Pygmy rattler bites shopper

Posted on Mon, Jul. 07, 2008




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A rattlesnake, like this one at a lab in Brazil, bit a shopper at a Wal-Mart in Pembroke Pines.
A Wal-Mart shopper looking for a deal in the garden department found more than he bargained for when he startled a poisonous pygmy rattlesnake hiding in some plants.

The foot-long rattler jumped out and bit him, striking his right hand in between his thumb and index finger.

The man was rushed from the Pembroke Pines store at 151 SW 184th Ave. to Memorial Hospital Miramar where he received an intravenous antidote from the antivenin unit with Miami-Dade Fire Rescue.

''[The bite] wouldn't have been been fatal with an adult male. But you could lose a finger,'' said Capt. Ernie Jillson, an officer with the antivenin unit. The painful bite of a pygmy rattler can be fatal for an elderly person or a young child, he said.

The bitten shopper, whose name has not been released, is recovering and will be fine, Jillson said.

Miami-Dade Fire Rescue was working with physicians at Memorial Hospital Miramar and the poison control center of Miami-Dade.

The antivenin unit holds antidotes to the poison of several snake species and has been used in other states and in South and Central America, said Lt. Eddy Ballester, with Miami-Dade Fire Rescue. Antivenin is typically administered when the snake venom has gotten into the bloodstream, Ballester said.

Pygmy rattlesnakes grow to be between 18 and 24 inches long and have a small rattle: ''It sounds like a bee buzzing so there's not a lot of warning,'' Jillson said. Wal-Mart said it contacted emergency services immediately after the shopper was bitten and is working with authorities in the investigation, said Daphne Moore, a spokeswoman with the company.

''This is clearly an isolated situation. Customer safety is always a priority,'' Moore said. bullshit. this has happened before!

Since starting 10 years ago, Miami-Dade's antivenin unit has responded to some half a dozen snake bites that occur at plant nurseries, Jillson said.

It's a natural haven for the pygmy rattlesnake. The snake finds warmth, water and prey, like bugs and lizards, at the nurseries, he said.

''People need to look before you touch,'' Jillson said.

















































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#32
This is fucking BIZARRE. My step-Dad and I were just talking about these pygmy rattlers a couple hours ago. I'd never even heard of them before that conversation.::blink::
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#33
I think I'll buy some gift certificates for Wal-Mart and give them away.
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#34
Does the retard who gave the bimbo above a vote care to reveal themself? I can't believe the retarded shit some of you walking corpses vote for.
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