The Official Duchess Beg Thread

[Middle Finger]

Duchess' newbie thread is starting to bore the fuck out of me, and in anticipation of it being locked by Sinister, I thought I would be pro-active and set up this thread for Duchess to beg in, moving forward.

[Sinister]

This thread or that one, I'll still fuck with her mercilessly. She'll be acceptable for a few more posts as entertainment for me.

[Middle Finger]

I like the idea of beg threads for newbies that annoy us for too many pages in their intro thread. :cool:

[Sinister]

I like the idea of beg threads for newbies that annoy us for too many pages in their intro thread. :cool:

Ditto. Locking the bubblehead's right now.

[Duchess]

I like the idea of beg threads for newbies that annoy us for too many pages in their intro thread. :cool:

...You are a sadist too ?...Fucking psychos running their own personal asylum...I better be very aware of my surroundings here...I could be corrupted...

[Sinister]

Fucking psychos running their own personal asylum

Again; boo-fuckin'-hoo. Don't like it? Don't let the door hit you in your fat ass on the way out.

[Middle Finger]

You're a bit hard on Duchess. Duchess is nice.

[Sinister]

You're a bit hard on Duchess. Duchess is nice.

Duchess is a mindless brainless bimbo who thinks the earth revolves around her. She is everything I hate in a woman and she's actually proud of being the spoiled snotty little cunt that she is. Nice? I wouldn't let her pick the peanuts out of my shit.

[Duchess]

...You just locked me outta the last place I was in...Now I've found somewhere else to be and your here too...Damn woman...Go terrorize the weak & defenseless...You have met your match with me...I'm not going anywhere so get used to me...

[Duchess]

You're a bit hard on Duchess. Duchess is nice.

Duchess is a mindless brainless bimbo who thinks the earth revolves around her. She is everything I hate in a woman and she's actually proud of being the spoiled snotty little cunt that she is. Nice? I wouldn't let her pick the peanuts out of my shit.

...I am very proud of being the spoiled, not snotty little cunt that I am...Delighted you recognized that so quickly, you are not as dim as I had first thought...Oh, and the earth does revolve around me, dontcha feel the pull, baby ?

[Middle Finger]

Duchess has some mellow style thing going on that I like.

[Middle Finger]

Sinister, your fangs are starting to slip and slide off of her smoothie velvet defense.

[Duchess]

Pssst...I don't see Sinister around...open the dungeon door and set me free upon the forum...I have things to do here...people to conquer...and last but not least, I want the freedom to irritate the hell out of Sinister any ol' time I feel like it...which will be quite often...I like to make her hair stand on end in annoyance...it gives me that warm fuzzy feeling inside...

[Middle Finger]

Sold. Transferring you to full access now.

[Sinister]

Sold. Transferring you to full access now.

You're weak and soft. This dumb bitch is yet another who cannot discern between "your" and "you're" which proves my "she's a moron" theory.

[Middle Finger]

Spelling isn't a fucking requirement to full access, it just happens to be your area of expertise. I like that she annoys you. I am annoying you too right now and enjoying it. Get over it.

[Sinister]

Spelling isn't a fucking requirement to full access, it just happens to be your area of expertise. I like that she annoys you. I am annoying you too right now and enjoying it. Get over it.

Spelling is a fucking requirement to show that you have a few functioning brain cells! And she doesn't have the power to annoy me. I fuck with her to my heart's content, then ignore whatever blabbering she comes back with.

And you?? You don't annoy me, either. Only those I allow to can annoy me.