Madame_Lafarge
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Most of you probably know me. Or at least you think you do. Who am I? Figure it out. Suffice it to say that I'm here, and you're just going to have to deal with it, and I don't especially CARE that you think you can take me on intellectually. Go on, give it a try. I always enjoy a good laugh. I've got a vocabulary that'll make you run screaming, a rapier wit that'll leave you bleeding before you realize you've been slashed, and a sublime disregard for the opinions of just about everyone.
So let me in. Unless....you're scared already.
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Madame_Lafarge Wrote:Most of you probably know me. Or at least you think you do. Who am I? Figure it out. Suffice it to say that I'm here, and you're just going to have to deal with it, and I don't especially CARE that you think you can take me on intellectually. Go on, give it a try. I always enjoy a good laugh. I've got a vocabulary that'll make you run screaming, a rapier wit that'll leave you bleeding before you realize you've been slashed, and a sublime disregard for the opinions of just about everyone.
So let me in. Unless....you're scared already.
Yeah, Billy Joel wrote a song about you ...
*It sucked
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Madame_Lafarge Wrote:Most of you probably know me. Or at least you think you do. Who am I? Figure it out. Suffice it to say that I'm here, and you're just going to have to deal with it, and I don't especially CARE that you think you can take me on intellectually. Go on, give it a try. I always enjoy a good laugh. I've got a vocabulary that'll make you run screaming, a rapier wit that'll leave you bleeding before you realize you've been slashed, and a sublime disregard for the opinions of just about everyone.
So let me in. Unless....you're scared already. Ignore STFU, he's from Delaware. No one is really sure why we even need Delaware, never mind STFU. Anyway, I don't give a shit how smart you are or how many words you can use to be annoying. BUT, I do want to know who these mysterious and special people are that are lucky enough to avoid the "sublime disregard" ::scared::you dish out for opinions. Barney? Bush? The ice cream truck guy? Who?
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I haven't begun to be annoying. And how the bloody hell do I upload an avatar?
As for those whose opinions interest me to the point of yawns....We'll start with Delaware and its bigmouthed native son up there, and progress to.....[color="red"]EVERY-Damn-body.
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By any chance, did you suspect that maybe you should click the My Account button to check out things like avatar loading, for your account?
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Middle Finger Wrote:By any chance, did you suspect that maybe you should click the My Account button to check out things like avatar loading, for your account? Wow, that was weak. I figured it out, thanks just the same. You planning on letting me in - because without me, what's the point, anyway? - or is this place strictly for those who, if they were any slower, would have to be watered twice a week?
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Madame_Lafarge Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:By any chance, did you suspect that maybe you should click the My Account button to check out things like avatar loading, for your account? Wow, that was weak. I figured it out, thanks just the same. You planning on letting me in - because without me, what's the point, anyway? - or is this place strictly for those who, if they were any slower, would have to be watered twice a week? pfft.. good 1 madame I must admit..though I am not near as damn slow as you might think.
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Madame_Lafarge Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:By any chance, did you suspect that maybe you should click the My Account button to check out things like avatar loading, for your account? Wow, that was weak. I figured it out, thanks just the same. You planning on letting me in - because without me, what's the point, anyway? - or is this place strictly for those who, if they were any slower, would have to be watered twice a week? I'm glad you figured it out. It must have been that wild shot in the dark (the My Account button). You should play the lottery. You're obviously a very lucky person.
You're in - I like the message in your avatar. ::bigg::
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Middle Finger Wrote:I'm glad you figured it out. It must have been that wild shot in the dark (the My Account button). You should play the lottery. You're obviously a very lucky person.
You're in - I like the message in your avatar. ::bigg:: No, no, no...you've got it backwards....YOU are the lucky ones, to have me around. I don't let just anyone spend time with me, you know.
As for the avatar...that's really cute that you think it's important to me what you like. I'll try not to disillusion you too fast, because I know it will come as a crushing disappointment.
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Good point. About me being cute. :cool:
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Middle Finger Wrote:Good point. About me being cute. :cool: Wow...are you always this delusional, or did you miss your meds today?
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Madame_Lafarge Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Good point. About me being cute. :cool: Wow...are you always this delusional, or did you miss your meds today? Look at what a jealous bitch this one is turning out to be. What, are you jealous because you're not cute or something.
I'm cute. Period. ::bravo::
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The moniker makes her come off as cute, I mean there's definate potential there but that song still sucks ...
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STFU, you make sense sometimes. She does come off as cute. I bet she hates hearing that though, due to bitch DNA or whatever.
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Middle Finger Wrote:STFU, you make sense sometimes. She does come off as cute. I bet she hates hearing that though, due to bitch DNA or whatever.
I'll have you know thatI make sense all of the time ...
*Put that on a Post It note and stick it to the side of your monitor
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STFU Wrote:The moniker makes her come off as cute, I mean there's definate potential there but that song still sucks ... Yeah, just as I thought, a literary IQ on the level of bathroom-wall graffiti....I mean, anybody who's even moderately well-read will recognize this name and realize that she was an evil, evil bitch.
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Middle Finger Wrote:Madame_Lafarge Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Good point. About me being cute. :cool: Wow...are you always this delusional, or did you miss your meds today? Look at what a jealous bitch this one is turning out to be. What, are you jealous because you're not cute or something.
I'm cute. Period. ::bravo:: You go right on thinking that, if it makes you feel better about yourself.
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Please tell me we don't have another set of tits on here??
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Overlord Wrote:Please tell me we don't have another set of tits on here?? You never had it so good, and don't you forget it.
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