Fried and eaten ALIVE.

[twisteroo]

I've known some pretty smart cows in my time.

I'm sure they seemed fucking brilliant to you.

Oh my aching balls.::rotf::

[SyberBitch]

Tofurkey

Have you ever tried tofu??

I can eat damn near anything, and I mean anything. Limburger cheese on rye with raw onion smothered in sardines is a rare treat for me, and I can't stomach tofu. I don't eve know if I could eat that shit if I were starving.

It's all in the preparation, Twister.

[twisteroo]

Tofurkey

Have you ever tried tofu??

I can eat damn near anything, and I mean anything. Limburger cheese on rye with raw onion smothered in sardines is a rare treat for me, and I can't stomach tofu. I don't eve know if I could eat that shit if I were starving.

It's all in the preparation, Twister.

I'm sure it is, but I've never run across tofu fixed anyway that I like, even in the Chinese resturant.

[SyberBitch]

It's all in the preparation, Twister.

I'm sure it is, but I've never run across tofu fixed anyway that I like, even in the Chinese resturant.

Very firm tofu is best for 'meat-like' usage.

It has to be drained, patted dry, then sliced into strips or cubes. You can then grill it or saute it with any sauce you like. Tofu actually just takes on the flavor of whatever it's cooked with. It doesn't really have a flavor 'of its own'. The closest thing I could compare the actual flavor of tofu to, is eggwhites... like if you fried an egg and just at the white part. Very very bland.

I usually don't see much point in using it. I didn't even use it that often when I was a vegetarian for more than a decade. You can get better proteins by combining your proteins anyway... not sure if I can remember the combos but something like 'legumes and rice'. It's even been found out since I was a vegetarian all those years back, that protein combining isn't even necessary.

If tofu is in my food, I will usually eat it, but I don't seek it out.

[The Antagonist]

Tofu is akin to that giant ball of phlegm you hawk up when you're sick with a chest cold.
It's disgusting and I'll pick edible weeds out of the lawn before I eat that shit.

I love the Chinese hot and spicy soup but I pick out the tofu bits. Same for the Japanese miso soup. If you don't get to the tofu pieces quick enough they start to break down in the soup and well, there's a killer right there for me.

[Maggot]

The trick with the taste of flemballs is that if you smear vicks on your chest they start to taste like peppermint. It's better than Tofu although I've never had Tofu I think my life is better without it. Tofu reminds me of toe-food. Maybe my soul is just not ready for a good Tofu cleansing.

[LuMPyPussy]

Phlegm.

[Maggot]

Phlegm.

thankyoueversomuch
<-------see da cat.....

[Cynical Ninja]

I would rather chow down on Franks still warm carcass than eat tofu, it is fucking disgusting, I could quite happily live as a vegetarian and I still wouldn't eat that rank shit.

[Freak magnet]

Tofu is fucking orrible (not horrible, orrible) given the choice between Tofu and one of my Dogs ripe turds i'd have to go for the dog shit. It's Nasty stuff.

[twisteroo]

Tofu actually just takes on the flavor of whatever it's cooked with.

Not the shit I cooked, it tasted like wallpaper paste all on it's own and even after I cooked the shit out of it with sauces and other stuff.

I too would eat dog turds before seeking out tofu.

[IMaDick]

mmmmm tofu now there is a meal to miss on a regular basis.

I think I would choose a steak above tofu and also above dog shit but you guys go ahead and eat what makes you happy.

I have to wonder what kind of a freak went about eating all this crap the first time and if many of them died trying new stuff?

as for the fish all you guys will stuck your face in foul fishy smelling snatch and brag about it but you gag at the thought of eating a fish just because its head is still alive?

now I have to wonder what the fuck is wrong with you and how you can be such whimps?

so many questions so little time.

[SyberBitch]

*shrug*

[SyberBitch]

as for the fish all you guys will stuck your face in foul fishy smelling snatch and brag about it but you gag at the thought of eating a fish just because its head is still alive?

now I have to wonder what the fuck is wrong with you and how you can be such whimps?

so many questions so little time.

Are you trolling? Or serious? Because I have a hard time believing that's a serious post.

[IMaDick]

as for the fish all you guys will stuck your face in foul fishy smelling snatch and brag about it but you gag at the thought of eating a fish just because its head is still alive?

now I have to wonder what the fuck is wrong with you and how you can be such whimps?

so many questions so little time.

Are you trolling? Or serious? Because I have a hard time believing that's a serious post.

well? : you caught me sorta , I would choose a steak above tofu or dog shit ,but the rest was just to start some shit.