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Do any smileys make you think of a particular person?
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12-14-2009, 08:12 PM
(12-14-2009, 08:05 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-14-2009, 07:33 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.


You'd probally rather fuck Elton John, you cry baby virus carrying bitch.

I rest my case....
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#42
12-14-2009, 08:17 PM
(12-14-2009, 08:12 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:
(12-14-2009, 08:05 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-14-2009, 07:33 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.


You'd probally rather fuck Elton John, you cry baby virus carrying bitch.

I rest my case....


Good, now everyone is clear that you're gay.
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#43
12-14-2009, 08:29 PM
after your usual snide remark I rested my case that..

"i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.

I failed to mention that my minds-eye pictured doing it with you as being somewhat akin to humping on a previously thawed butterball turkey.
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12-14-2009, 08:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo
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12-14-2009, 09:04 PM
(12-14-2009, 07:34 PM)D Wrote: I wouldn't, and I'm not lying. I hate blonds for one, and I don't fuck nasty skanky whores either.

You are so fucked up. You hate blonds and you dislike blowjobs. You'd hate a blowjob from a blond. You deranged mother fucker.
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#46
12-14-2009, 11:20 PM
(12-14-2009, 08:29 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: after your usual snide remark I rested my case that..

"i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.

I failed to mention that my minds-eye pictured doing it with you as being somewhat akin to humping on a previously thawed butterball turkey.

Well if you want to compare apples to apples, I picture doing it with you as being akin to rubbing my twat against a soggy fruitcake.
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12-14-2009, 11:26 PM
(12-14-2009, 11:20 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-14-2009, 08:29 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: after your usual snide remark I rested my case that..

"i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.

I failed to mention that my minds-eye pictured doing it with you as being somewhat akin to humping on a previously thawed butterball turkey.

Well if you want to compare apples to apples, I picture doing it with you as being akin to rubbing my twat against a soggy fruitcake.

But is the fruitcake soggy with rum? That is the question!
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12-15-2009, 06:46 AM
(12-14-2009, 11:20 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-14-2009, 08:29 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: after your usual snide remark I rested my case that..

"i'd rather bang sally...and that ain't saying much.

I failed to mention that my minds-eye pictured doing it with you as being somewhat akin to humping on a previously thawed butterball turkey.

Well if you want to compare apples to apples, I picture doing it with you as being akin to rubbing my twat against a soggy fruitcake.

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12-15-2009, 09:38 AM
These smiles always makes me think of Frank and Saint jives.

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12-15-2009, 09:46 AM
This smiley makes me think of OP rolling hamsters in exercise balls with a pregnant girlfriend he won't marry for bullshit reasons sitting there watching.

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12-15-2009, 09:54 AM
These smilies make me think of:-

Frank looking at a body pillow - ::dick::

Frank looking at his wife's ass - ::vomit::

Frank tucking his kids in at night - 94

Frank looking at his reputation score despite all his hard work - 111
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12-15-2009, 10:49 AM
Involving my wife and kids ... I can't wait for the uproar and defense of morality about to be unleashed upon you from the other Members.
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12-15-2009, 11:31 AM
I wouldn't hold your breath because you'll die if you do.
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#54
12-15-2009, 12:50 PM
Exactly my point. I'm the real victim, as usual.
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12-15-2009, 03:30 PM
(12-15-2009, 12:50 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm the real victim, as usual.

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#56
12-15-2009, 03:34 PM
Part of you must feel sorry for me, OP. It just must. Or are you the type of cold-hearted bitch that keeps small animals trapped unnaturally in glass boxes while jerking off to Asian girls?
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#57
12-15-2009, 03:39 PM
Keeping them in cages and glass cases prolongs their life and greatly adds to their quality of life, my gift to them.

At least I think about women and not pillows when I jerk off asshole.
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12-15-2009, 03:43 PM
(12-15-2009, 03:39 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Keeping them in cages and glass cases prolongs their life and greatly adds to their quality of life, my gift to them.

The captor always says that, dumb-ass. Your responses remind me of the "benefits" to slaves that slave-owners used to claim.


(12-15-2009, 03:39 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: At least I think about women and not pillows when I jerk off asshole.

You should switch to pillows to save the soul of whoever the hell you are victimizing in your fantasies.
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#59
12-15-2009, 03:46 PM
Comparing small rodents to slaves?, now you really are losing touch with reality greaseball.

Normal men fantasise about women instead of rutting against a pillow like a horny hedgehog.
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12-15-2009, 03:49 PM
Yes, I am grouping captured living things that don't exist like that naturally.

And I don't fantasize about pillows, dope. They are merely a tool for my ... comfort. Fantasizing about 14 year old Asian transvestites with your shadow penis is not a preferable route, toothless.
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