Do any smileys make you think of a particular person?

[LuMPyPussy]

Jeez Sally, I could have a couple of Crowns and that wouldn't be funny.

[sally]

Jeez Sally, I could have a couple of Crowns and that wouldn't be funny.

Yeah I'm over it now. I guess I was picturing Frank really mad with steam coming out of his ears while he typed that and that's what made it funny.

[Maggot]

Frank, you should watch The Jersey Shore. I think it's on MTV. It's all about guidos and guidettes.

Ramsey, you should stick a packet of hot cocoa up your fat ass.

::blink::............poof.

[Middle Finger]

Frank, you should watch The Jersey Shore. I think it's on MTV. It's all about guidos and guidettes.

Ramsey, you should stick a packet of hot cocoa up your fat ass.

That really made me laugh out loud and I don't even know why, I have tears coming out of my eyes . It must be all the beer I've been drinking just for the taste.

I laughed when I typed it, to be honest. ::lol::

[ramseycat]

Once again Frank confuses my ass with his wifes. You need to buy her a treadmill and have her run on it for 30 mninutes every morning at 5:15. Throw in a few squats and lunges. When she can do that, you can compare our asses. Until then, do NOT soil my hot chocolate fantasy by mentioning your wifes fat ass.

[ramseycat]

I live right by that stupid house for the show and the shore was bloated during the filming.

Fact: Guido's are not a NJ thing but they are indeed indigenous to the NYC area, mainly the Bensonhurst, Brooklyn area and various areas in Queens.

Italians that I grew up with did not and do not act like that.

I watched the show once and couldn't make it to the end! Jesus H Christ these goons are all ass clowns to the extreme. The girls! OMG what a bunch of baby whores. Dirty girls.

No, this is a fairly new phenomenon that has morphed I'd say over the last 10 years or so and they are exaggerated for the show and for when they come to the shore in the summer "hunting".

Duchess, I saw the outraged Italians too and I have to say that I'm with him on this. These clowns honestly are not representative of Italian Americans and are only some sort of retard factor from they NYC area. I've been here long enough to say without a doubt we do not have the Guido effect here but for a couple months out of the year at the shore.

The girls on the show are a bunch of ho's. How proud their families must be to see them on tv like that. The guys are hot but they are just off the chain with the grooming and the workng out and their EGO'S. LOL

[LuMPyPussy]

You seriously think the guys are hot on this show? I'm not seeing it.

   

[Duchess]

I don't see it either but, don't forget, she's into youngsters.

[Middle Finger]

Once again Frank confuses my ass with his wifes. You need to buy her a treadmill and have her run on it for 30 mninutes every morning at 5:15. Throw in a few squats and lunges. When she can do that, you can compare our asses. Until then, do NOT soil my hot chocolate fantasy by mentioning your wifes fat ass.

I'm 99% sure that my wife is in better shape and better looking than you, flabby.

[Cynical Ninja]

Whenever anyone outside of New York hears the phrase "Italian American" they think to themselves "hired mafia goon?, waiter?, or child molesting priest?"

Sorry, Muslim fags aren't qualified to comment on Italian Americans.

I'm not a Muslim or a fag but you ARE a greasy haired guido and your ancestors were all pasta eating, greasy haired, designer handbag carrying, surrender monkeys.

[Middle Finger]

Whenever anyone outside of New York hears the phrase "Italian American" they think to themselves "hired mafia goon?, waiter?, or child molesting priest?"

Sorry, Muslim fags aren't qualified to comment on Italian Americans.

I'm not a Muslim or a fag but you ARE a greasy haired guido and your ancestors were all pasta eating, greasy haired, designer handbag carrying, surrender monkeys.

The best part, is that even if you were 100% correct ... that I was a greasy haired guido and my ancestors were all pasta eating, greasy haired, designer handbag carrying, surrender monkeys ... I would still prefer to stay as I am than either be what you are or live where you are. That should tell you how pathetic your package is to me.

[Cynical Ninja]

My Package?

I would prefer it if you left my genitals out of this and try and concentrate.

[D]

And now Frank admits his bi-curious nature in regards to O.P.

[Cynical Ninja]

He's been after my package for years.

[Middle Finger]

I wouldn't touch either of you two fisting buddies with a ten foot leash. Unless there was a rabid Antagonist-raised pitbull ready to go at you on the other end.

[Cynical Ninja]

No amount of little bravado from you is going to change the fact you have been identified as a latent homosexual by several members of Mock.

Inbetween humping pillows and feeling queasy at the sight of a vagina how do you find time to fantasise about my package?

[Middle Finger]

Latent homosexual? If I was any more hetero and in love with women I'd be able to sell your sorry ass some heterosexuality.

And I think body pillows are in a totally different league than small rodents known to be used by people for sexual anal pleasure, fisting fag.

[Duchess]

Get a room...Gawd

[Middle Finger]

I just need a closet with two handles on the wall for you, Duchess.

[Duchess]

...Jesus