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12-18-2009, 09:11 AM
I really wish I hadn't read that.
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12-18-2009, 09:12 AM
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#23
12-18-2009, 09:35 AM
We had half an inch, it had all melted away by midday.

It is now sunny and cold.
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12-18-2009, 09:44 AM
No one cares about YOUR penis measurements so keep it to yourself. Thanks.
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12-18-2009, 09:51 AM
(12-18-2009, 09:44 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: No one cares about YOUR penis measurements so keep it to yourself. Thanks.

No one cared about yours either I think you'll find, next time you measure it try not using a magnifying glass to get a more accurate measurement Guido.
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12-18-2009, 10:19 AM
Oh they care, believe me.
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12-18-2009, 12:09 PM
(12-18-2009, 09:10 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Now the forecast says I will get around 7" of snow this weekend. That's pretty close to my penis measurement last night. I was real tired when I remembered to measure so I had to actually work a little at the arousal part. In other words, I was hard but probably not max length. Anyway, I looked at some youtube videos of babes jiggling around and it worked. I measured conservatively from the base, no cheating, and was 6 and 5⁄8ths inches. I am thinking at truly full arousal I would get between 6 3⁄4 - 7 but it is what it is. Also, it's solid/good in width, not skinny or anything.

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Is that all you got78:
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12-18-2009, 12:14 PM



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#29
12-18-2009, 12:45 PM
Thanks for the giggle Frank. I needed it after spending my last penny today on stuff for other people.
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12-18-2009, 01:03 PM
(12-18-2009, 12:45 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Thanks for the giggle Frank. I needed it after spending my last penny today on stuff for other people.

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12-18-2009, 01:05 PM
And exactly what the fuck does that mean? Has your reading comprehension gone awry again?
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#32
12-18-2009, 01:12 PM
(12-18-2009, 01:05 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: And exactly what the fuck does that mean? Has your reading comprehension gone awry again?

No, the fact is you kiss Guido's hairy ass here at least once a day the equivilent of an daily online blow job.

Now don't forget to lick his balls clean when you are finished smoochie.

"Thanks for the giggle Frank! Tee-hee!"

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12-18-2009, 01:29 PM
You are one stupid red headed dope I swear. Please show me where I kiss Franks ass. If you bothered to read the WHOLE three pages, you'll see on page 1 my posts that are relevant to this last one.

I AM MAKING FUN OF HIM YOU MORON.

nice try though but you fail.
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12-18-2009, 01:31 PM
Correction.... the giggle comment is in regard to his discussion on another thread about measuring his weenie. I'll hunt it down for you so you look even more stupid.
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12-18-2009, 01:33 PM
http://mockforums.com/showthread.php?tid...1#pid87501

There ya go Red. You can manage all three pages can't you?
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12-18-2009, 01:38 PM
(12-18-2009, 01:33 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: http://mockforums.com/showthread.php?tid...1#pid87501

There ya go Red. You can manage all three pages can't you?

You are the only one here who found Guido measuring his cock in anyway amusing.

This is because you had a thirst for your daily dose of his online pecker.

What does Guinea jizz taste like Smoochie?
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12-18-2009, 01:49 PM
Your extreme retardation is in full swing today Ginger.

You haven't showed me where I kiss Frank's ass daily. Why? Because you can't find a single post to back up your retard drivel.

You are trying real hard to turn this around to make it look like I was not poking fun at him.

So carry on looking stupid, you're making me giggle now at your expense.
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#38
12-18-2009, 01:58 PM
You kiss Guido's ass all the time smoochface, I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. Just like you immediately jump to the defence of the right wing loonies at 24, you immediately jump to his defence. Your rip roaring and emotional defence of the reputation of Italian Americans the other day was just one example of this.

You couldn't just take the piss out of him like the rest of us you had to sound the cavalry charge and mount an impassioned defence of Italian Americans, I mean, who gives a fuck?

Why don't you and the horse you rode in on both fuck off?
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#39
12-18-2009, 02:00 PM
I really wish everyone would stop talking about Frank's vienna sausage.
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#40
12-18-2009, 02:10 PM
Nice try OP. Nice try.

I'm sorry I don't jump on the Frank hate train with the rest of you. I can't help it if I don't give a shit enough to chime in with you on this. I take pride that I don't follow the herd like you do and think for myself. But you go on with the same shit over and over again like a broken record. Your track record is on par with Frank's with repetitive insults. You even recycle your own words from here to 24 and back.

And considering I'm half Italian, I'll stick up for Italians regardless of who you are making fun of. Too fucking bad if you don't like it. You apparently missed the part where I made fun of the NY Guidos too because you're too much in a hurry to put your dopey digs in at me you fail to find accuracy every turn of the hand. No go pick up your Dick & Jane primers and learn to read all over again.
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