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#1
12-19-2009, 11:32 PM
any of you have new years resolutions you want help keeping?

tell us what they are so we can fuck with you when you fail.::lol::
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#2
12-20-2009, 12:50 AM
If I can just halt my passion for stuffing womens thongs in the mens winter jacket pockets at the mall I will be happy, other than that I cannot think of a damn thing.
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12-20-2009, 07:08 AM
I resolve to start stuffing panties in the mens winter jacket pockets at the mall, if I can do that this year I will be happy.
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#4
12-20-2009, 09:09 PM


I think New Years resolutions rank right up there with Valentines Day...It's ridiculous to pick a day to say & do things one should be saying & doing all year long.
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12-21-2009, 09:43 AM
Yeah, what she said - ^
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#6
12-21-2009, 01:28 PM
Eh, fuck that.
Jan. 1st I'm gonna eat better, you know, stick to my diet, I'm gonna buckle down at the gym and make sure I go. I'm gonna stop drinking so much wine, I'm gonna give up smoking, porn, red meat, drugs, carbs, soda, porn, gambling, and porn.
Who's with me???
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12-21-2009, 03:00 PM
(12-21-2009, 01:28 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Eh, fuck that.
Jan. 1st I'm gonna eat better, you know, stick to my diet, I'm gonna buckle down at the gym and make sure I go. I'm gonna stop drinking so much wine, I'm gonna give up smoking, porn, red meat, drugs, carbs, soda, porn, gambling, and porn.
Who's with me???

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12-21-2009, 03:13 PM
That's a sharp lookin' 1st. D made it all possible.
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12-21-2009, 03:54 PM
(12-21-2009, 03:13 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: That's a sharp lookin' 1st. D made it all possible.

while fucking up hyperlinks with numbers between forward slashes! Thanks D!
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12-21-2009, 04:03 PM
Yeah all because Frank measured his fractional sized dick, D felt the need to put in FRACTIONS.

You do realize it would have been much easier for you to use the measuring tape and a camera to show us?
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12-21-2009, 04:28 PM
Everything is always my fault.
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#12
12-21-2009, 04:38 PM


Poor Birthday Boy...
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12-21-2009, 07:09 PM
(12-21-2009, 04:03 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Yeah all because Frank measured his fractional sized dick, D felt the need to put in FRACTIONS.

You do realize it would have been much easier for you to use the measuring tape and a camera to show us?

If that ever happens, I'm boycotting this forum.
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12-21-2009, 07:41 PM
(12-21-2009, 07:09 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(12-21-2009, 04:03 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Yeah all because Frank measured his fractional sized dick, D felt the need to put in FRACTIONS.

You do realize it would have been much easier for you to use the measuring tape and a camera to show us?

If that ever happens, I'm boycotting this forum.
I'm with Lumpy one this one.
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