Reply and I will tell you how you die......

[LuMPyPussy]

Oh my god, you're lucky to be alive!

[twisteroo]

Sometimes it better to be lucky than good.

[SyberBitch]

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It starts out as a very cold morning to cold for September. As you gaze out the window you notice that the birdfeeder is getting low and you make a note to yourself to add more seed. You have on a beautiful dress that was given to you by an aquaintance a few years ago and it fits well now.
As the day goes on you begin to see animals coming out of the woods, Foxes, some deer, and a couple groundhogs. You chase them away and laugh as you run after them, they are your friends and they have come to see you. The swingset looks inviting as the day has warmed up and you swing with all the kids you grew up with. Laughing and talking to them you appear to be reliving a past that you had once forgot. You are happy and as a mischevious grin appears you run into the house and get the "keys".
Jumping into the truck you ramble down the road singing and tapping the steering wheel to the music that comes from a broken radio. You remember the birdfeeder suddenly and as you try to turn the truck around you hit a log that careens you onto and over a bridge into the deep end of the pond. The water swirls around you and you laugh again thinking "what a nice day for a swim, so what if my dress gets wet"
You are 82 and have been left alone for the afternoon on the agreement that you will stay out of trouble. Dementia takes on many forms and you think you are 15 yrs old when you die.

That's kinda creepy.

[Maggot]

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The day is windy, a little bit damp and the wind makes the windows flutter and creak. You are in a different city one that you are not very familiar with, in fact it is not within 5 States of the one you have spent most of your life in. A bit dazed you feel like you have a hangover.
There is a commotion outside and it sounds like a box of dishes and silverware was dropped down the stairs by the guy next door just moving in "Great" you think "Another clumsy fat guy!"
An annoying buzz sound like a mosquito from far away gets closer as it decides to enter your ear. You will try to scratch your left ear but it has gone in and is there getting louder. As you pull your finger away you see that there is blood on it .
It is then and only then do you remember the grass hitting you in the face and what a heart monitor sounds like. 3 days ago you were found in a park lying face down and eyes wide open. Today your life ends from a blood clot in your left shoulder. You are 64 and in perfect health. Your Sister is devastated.

[username]

Meh. You'll die alone unless you win some lottery and go out with a friend/family. Truth is, I should be deal aleady. But my one grandma lived to 99 and I still have one alive at 96 so I think we have stubborn genes.

[IMaDick]

I should be deal already? shut the fuck up moron.

try getting your shit together before you post.

[LuMPyPussy]

I've always thought that I have been very careful by the amount of "me" that I leave here in Mock, for Maggot to have such insight into who I actually am is..is..Gawd, I can't even come up with a word for it, this isn't the first time I've felt that way in regards to something he has written for me...That was very, VERY cool, Maggot, kinda spooky but, fun too !...Thanks, sweetheart..

You're the only one here that would find something like this charming.

[Maggot]

You're the only one here that would find something like this charming.

The eyes in that cat in your avatar reminds me of two tits on a topless jogger.

[LuMPyPussy]

What doesn't remind you of that, you goddamn pervert?

[Maggot]

What doesn't remind you of that, you goddamn pervert?

C'mon.....They look like tits .........Symmetrical tits, NOT the fake ones though.

[Duchess]

You're the only one here that would find something like this charming.

That's 'cuz I'm the most positive person you know..