Why hello there, what the fuck is this place?

[username]

The 'n00bs' HAVE decided what they want to answer but fucking Syber keeps harassing them to answer, damn it, ANSWER NOW!!!

Getting kinda old.

I think it's fairly obvious why.

[LuMPyPussy]

If it's obvious then it's also unnecessary. I saw the same thing in Redeye's thread too, though. This isn't a fucking job interview.

[username]

This isn't a fucking job interview.

It's not a job, it's an adventure!

[Middle Finger]

I just want to know if this new son of a bitch likes big tits.

[Duchess]

Says the woman who composes BRILLIANT questions like "what was the last book you read"? Fuck you. Since when do you dictate what questions are/aren't appropriate? The nOOb can decide to answer or not.

You ridiculous idiot, this is a fuckin' mock forum, this person isn't standing before a board trying to get accepted into Harvard...I thought you were a silly lil' twit from your very first post & time has done nothing but reinforce that opinion...You are a supreme asshole, bitch...Take your personal questions & give 'em a shove into your cavernous twat...

[sally]

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That silly twat username is still running around acting like a goddamn grande dame while she's nothing more than a newbie bitchflake...

Who the fuck is this asshole anyway, MF's retarded sidekick. She's running around here all self-importantly like she owns the place and doesn't even realize how officious she is. The stupid bitch needs to get some social skills and couth.

[SyberBitch]

You're not even a good bullshit artist. let alone one with artistical talent.

so what do you think of syber , she's hot no?

Again, how do you know I'm an artist, for all you know I'm a drug dealer.

And what do you mean what I think of SyberBitch, I think she's as her name implies, a bitch.

Why thank you.

[Middle Finger]

Artist, drug dealer. Same thing. Both can have nice asses.

[SyberBitch]

When the hell did asking such personal questions start to become the norm in Mock ?...Huh ?...Syber is morphing into a fuckin' harpy right before our eyes...That silly twat username is still running around acting like a goddamn grande dame while she's nothing more than a newbie bitchflake...I wouldn't answer any of your nosy fuckin' questions under threat of death...Jesus Christ, you fuckin' bitches, shut the fuck up...Defend these bitches, Dick and it will be my extreme pleasure to hand you a load of shit too...

Wow, it's Miss Grumpy Pants to the rescue!!

What is it with the moronic sports mentality that causes people to go apeshit over a bunch of Neanderthals pushing each other around on a field and chasing a ball around like a bunch of overzealous puppies?

I don't get it.

[username]

Stop your whining, Dorkess. So you don't like the personal questions, I get it. And guess what? I don't give a righteous fuck whether you like them or not and I'm convinced all your squawking relates more to the fact that you have some kind of mommy complex where this kid is concerned.

As you said, this is a mock forum. If a newbie can't handle some personal questions and doesn't even know when to say "fuck off, it's none of your business", he/she is a big, fucking fail anyway.

Take your sappy concern and go hug a tree, bitch.

[Middle Finger]

Oh shit ...

[SyberBitch]

I just read this thread again because I had begun to think maybe I had overreacted...I didn't...It doesn't matter if this person is male or female...Why do you think it's your business what it does for a living or how much education it has...Those personal fuckin' questions have really pushed me over the edge this morning.

That's really amusing, since those very questions have been the bread-n-butter of the newb intro stuff ever since I've been here. I know I was nagged and wheedled over those very same questions in MY intro thread.

It's not THAT 'personal' to ask someone what they do for a living or what level of education they have. Those are pretty damned innocuous questions really, the type that are commonly asked during a 'level one' social conversation. The fact is, we've just had a 15yr old desperately trying to stay in the forum and it's very fucking likely this is the same kid, so the questions are even more appropriate here.

So far, the only difference between this newbie and Wolf, has been this newbs lack of demonstration of his mocking abilities.

[username]

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She's running around here all self-importantly like she owns the place and doesn't even realize how officious she is.

Jesus, you're the second person to imply "owning the place". Fucking paranoid, jealous, catty bunch of bitches. Don't worry, you're safe on your imaginary little thrones.

[Duchess]

::lol::..To be jealous of you would be to imply that you had something I wanted...Hahaha

[Instigator]

I go to sleep and you pussies fall apart over night?

[username]

I go to sleep and you pussies fall apart over night?

The only thing falling apart is your feeble attempt at re-entry.

[LuMPyPussy]

God damn it, that made me think of Major Tom again.

[username]

::lol::..To be jealous of you would be to imply that you had something I wanted...Hahaha

Cookies? I have cookies.


lol.

[username]

God damn it, that made me think of Major Tom again.

[Instigator]

I go to sleep and you pussies fall apart over night?

The only thing falling apart is your feeble attempt at re-entry.

Re-entry into my own god damn topic?::lol::