Mock › Funny Shit & Good Shit › Good Shit v
My stupid Fucking cat.

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode
My stupid Fucking cat.
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#1
01-22-2010, 09:25 AM
When I found this dumb stupid smelly cat it was about 2-3 days old and the Mother cat was squished in the dumpster. So I thought WTH I will feed the fucker and nurse it so it could grow up. Well the thing would not drink from a bowl so me being the dumb ass that I am I went out and bought a stupid baby bottle and some smell like shit cat white baby milk. The Fucker still would not drink it!
Anyways... I got this bright idea that I would take this dumb baby cow doll that was black and white and stick the damn baby bottle through the cow leg and maybe the thing would eat. It worked!
That was about 14 yrs ago. so last night I am getting ready for bed and the stupid fucker is whinning and meowing I thought the fucker was stuck in a dishwasher or something. Nope the dumb ass was walking around with this stupid cow doll, dropping it, and whinning, nudging it with his nose and shit. I have no idea where he got it, maybe one of the brats found it in a box or something I don't fucking know. Anyhow I took the stupid thing and put it up on the fridge so the fucker would shut-up and I could get some sleep.
This morning when I got up the bastard had found it and was sleeping on the couch all curled up.

What a stupid Fucking cat!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
LuMPyPussy
Unregistered
 
#2
01-22-2010, 09:28 AM
Ah, he sounds like a sweet boy. You god damn ingrate.
Reply
twisteroo Offline
No. 1 Useless poster
**
Posts: 902
Threads: 10
Joined: Oct 2009
#3
01-22-2010, 07:02 PM
That's a cute goddamn story about that stupid fucking cat.
Reply
SyberBitch
Unregistered
 
#4
01-22-2010, 09:14 PM
(01-22-2010, 09:25 AM)Maggot Wrote: When I found this dumb stupid smelly cat it was about 2-3 days old and the Mother cat was squished in the dumpster. So I thought WTH I will feed the fucker and nurse it so it could grow up. Well the thing would not drink from a bowl so me being the dumb ass that I am I went out and bought a stupid baby bottle and some smell like shit cat white baby milk. The Fucker still would not drink it!
Anyways... I got this bright idea that I would take this dumb baby cow doll that was black and white and stick the damn baby bottle through the cow leg and maybe the thing would eat. It worked!
That was about 14 yrs ago. so last night I am getting ready for bed and the stupid fucker is whinning and meowing I thought the fucker was stuck in a dishwasher or something. Nope the dumb ass was walking around with this stupid cow doll, dropping it, and whinning, nudging it with his nose and shit. I have no idea where he got it, maybe one of the brats found it in a box or something I don't fucking know. Anyhow I took the stupid thing and put it up on the fridge so the fucker would shut-up and I could get some sleep.
This morning when I got up the bastard had found it and was sleeping on the couch all curled up.

What a stupid Fucking cat!

Awwww it found its mommy. 75
Reply
WhiskeyTaintgo Offline
With Child Bitch
**
Posts: 515
Threads: 12
Joined: Nov 2008
#5
01-29-2010, 01:28 PM
Aww thats so sweet.
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,818
Threads: 2,948
Joined: Jun 2008
#6
01-29-2010, 01:30 PM


Aww, Maggot...You dear, sweet man...Whatta doll you are...Smiley_emoticons_bussi
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply