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The face of the new Conan the Barbarian
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#1
01-23-2010, 11:57 AM
Rwoar!!!

   
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01-23-2010, 01:27 PM
Since when was Conan the barbarian a black guy?

What next?, Denzel Washington as Superman?
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01-23-2010, 01:29 PM
He's not black, actually... it's the dreads that probably fooled you. According to wiki: His father was a Native Hawaiian and his mother was of German, Irish, and Native American ancestry
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#4
01-23-2010, 01:33 PM
I stand corrected.

He can't be any worse than Arnie that's for sure.
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01-23-2010, 01:36 PM
An earlier photo. Yummy! He's a big one too, at 6'5". I'm getting all old lady excited about this movie.


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01-23-2010, 01:43 PM
Yuk. I don't find him attractive at all.
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#7
01-23-2010, 01:44 PM
That second photo doesn't even look like the same person. Much better.
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01-23-2010, 01:45 PM
I bet you prefer blonds with invisible eyelashes and brows.
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01-23-2010, 01:48 PM
(01-23-2010, 01:45 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I bet you prefer blonds with invisible eyelashes and brows.

Well, I did marry one, lol.

You're right though, the hair makes all the difference. I like my men to look like men--not throwbacks to the neanderthals.

The absolute worst is men that wear ponytails. Smiley_emoticons_kotz
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01-23-2010, 01:54 PM
Balding men that wear ponytails!
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01-23-2010, 02:56 PM
(01-23-2010, 11:57 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Rwoar!!!

:O


oooooh


he doesn't look gay Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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01-23-2010, 02:57 PM
(01-23-2010, 01:36 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: An earlier photo. Yummy! He's a big one too, at 6'5". I'm getting all old lady excited about this movie.

Ew.

Much much better in the barbarian photo.
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01-23-2010, 02:59 PM
(01-23-2010, 01:48 PM)username Wrote:
(01-23-2010, 01:45 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I bet you prefer blonds with invisible eyelashes and brows.

Well, I did marry one, lol.

You're right though, the hair makes all the difference. I like my men to look like men--not throwbacks to the neanderthals.

The absolute worst is men that wear ponytails. Smiley_emoticons_kotz

We have nearly opposite tastes in men. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I like men to look a little dangerous while being brilliant and snarky.
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01-23-2010, 03:00 PM
He is yummy in the first photo - more-so than his untanned body in the second. Unless he is dark like that all the time and when he is in the "right" light he gets 'wash out' and looks very white? That happens to me all the time and why I rarely let photos of me get taken. My skin is much like that golden tan color like his in the first pic and it will fade a little in the winter months.
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01-23-2010, 05:14 PM
(01-23-2010, 02:59 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: We have nearly opposite tastes in men. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I'm willing to overlook this slight flaw in your and Ant's character.




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01-23-2010, 05:49 PM
Bitch.
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01-23-2010, 06:01 PM
That isn't a Barbarian photo... thats fucking Ronin from Stargate Atlantis. Sorry Syber Smiley_emoticons_razz
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01-23-2010, 06:28 PM
Fucking Ronin sounds very desirable.
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01-23-2010, 07:19 PM
(01-23-2010, 06:01 PM)D Wrote: That isn't a Barbarian photo... thats fucking Ronin from Stargate Atlantis. Sorry Syber Smiley_emoticons_razz

Sorry? I don't give a fuck who it is. He's hot in that picture. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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01-25-2010, 12:02 PM
(01-23-2010, 07:19 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(01-23-2010, 06:01 PM)D Wrote: That isn't a Barbarian photo... thats fucking Ronin from Stargate Atlantis. Sorry Syber Smiley_emoticons_razz

Sorry? I don't give a fuck who it is. He's hot in that picture. Smiley_emoticons_wink

Bearing in mind that I'm a 100% hetero male... I have to agree. I wish I looked like him Smiley_emoticons_razz And was badass like his character is.

If they really do tap him for new Conan movies it would kick ass.
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