Woe Is Me! Oh the Pain!

[D]

Heres the Lonely Island with the "Jizz in My Pants" song.

Opie, dude, thats some fucked up shit. I'd like to knock boots with the "Check out girl" though. Damn.

You've seen "The Sopranos" haven't you?

Umm... no. Let me reiterate for your losers who cannot remember. I. Do. Not. Watch. TV.

I rarely even watch TV "Shows" online. Basically just a few Anime and Stargate Universe. Sorry.

[LuMPyPussy]

Excuse the fuck out of me! I'm such a loser that I rented the videos.

[D]

Excuse the fuck out of me! I'm such a loser that I rented the videos.

Oh lay off Lumps

I wasn't calling you a loser for watching it. I'm just sick of reminding everyone I don't watch TV. You can all remember I don't usually like a BJ, but you can't remember anything else? Fuck that.

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

Excuse the fuck out of me! I'm such a loser that I rented the videos.

Oh lay off Lumps

I wasn't calling you a loser for watching it. I'm just sick of reminding everyone I don't watch TV. You can all remember I don't usually like a BJ, but you can't remember anything else? Fuck that.

A guy not liking a BJ is perfectly normal

[OnBendedKnee]

Heres the Lonely Island with the "Jizz in My Pants" song.

Opie, dude, thats some fucked up shit. I'd like to knock boots with the "Check out girl" though. Damn.

You've seen "The Sopranos" haven't you?

Umm... no. Let me reiterate for your losers who cannot remember. I. Do. Not. Watch. TV.

I rarely even watch TV "Shows" online. Basically just a few Anime and Stargate Universe. Sorry.

You DO watch MTV's "The Jersey Shore" though, right?
Best. TV. Show. Ever.

[D]

You DO watch MTV's "The Jersey Shore" though, right?
Best. TV. Show. Ever.

Umm, fuck no. I'm not Guido Frank.

[Julie]

Heres the Lonely Island with the "Jizz in My Pants" song.

Opie, dude, thats some fucked up shit. I'd like to knock boots with the "Check out girl" though. Damn.

You've seen "The Sopranos" haven't you?

That AND the Sopornos ::lol::

[Instigator]

Excuse the fuck out of me! I'm such a loser that I rented the videos.

Oh lay off Lumps

I wasn't calling you a loser for watching it. I'm just sick of reminding everyone I don't watch TV. You can all remember I don't usually like a BJ, but you can't remember anything else? Fuck that.

A guy not liking a BJ is perfectly normal

No, it's not. AT ALL.

[D]

Does every woman give good blowjobs? I don't think so.

[Duchess]

No, they don't...That's why it took you so long to come to the conclusion that getting a lil' head is a good thing...

[D]

No, they don't...That's why it took you so long to come to the conclusion that getting a lil' head is a good thing...

And to this point I've still only had good one from one person

Anyone interested in demonstrating proper technique?

[Middle Finger]

Does every woman give good blowjobs? I don't think so.

Here's the thing, D. And I hope people vote for this post in the spirit of intellectual honesty, appreciating the validity of my point. I could have received zero and/or terrible blow jobs since the beginning and I would STILL not say I dislike blowjobs because I fucking know I am or I'd be a liker of them if/and when done reasonably well. It's like saying you don't like food because all you've had served to you was dog turds. Or like saying you don't like TV because your fucking TV is broke and shows everything upside down and you know this.

No normal man would say he doesn't like blowjobs - even if he received terrible ones. He just KNOWS he'd like them if he got a good one, you dope! Just like you know you are a liker of sex even if you've had bad sex since the start.

So I conclude that you are a semi-fagged out computer geek bastard that needs to be slapped.

[Instigator]

No, they don't...That's why it took you so long to come to the conclusion that getting a lil' head is a good thing...

And to this point I've still only had good one from one person

Anyone interested in demonstrating proper technique?

I bet Duchess could change your mind, D. The hard part is persuading her...

[D]

Oi bet Duchess, Lumpy, Ant, or Zenith could all change things for me. But I don't see any of them offering.

[Instigator]

I'd bet on Duchess or Zenith being the best, but that's just me.

[IMaDick]

Does every woman give good blowjobs? I don't think so.

not every woman will give a good blow job, but every woman CAN give a good blow job.

[OnBendedKnee]

Oi bet Duchess, Lumpy, Ant, or Zenith could all change things for me. But I don't see any of them offering.

Have you offered any of them a Hershey bar?
It worked for your father back in Vietnam in the 70's.

[username]

not every woman will give a good blow job, but every woman CAN give a good blow job.

Oh, I have to disagree here. I was once talking with a friend of mine about teeth flossing and she told me she can't floss her teeth--overactive gag reflex.

It goes both ways--there are men that do NOT know how to go down on a woman. :'(

[IMaDick]

not every woman will give a good blow job, but every woman CAN give a good blow job.

Oh, I have to disagree here. I was once talking with a friend of mine about teeth flossing and she told me she can't floss her teeth--overactive gag reflex.

It goes both ways--there are men that do NOT know how to go down on a woman. :'(

fucking moron bitches, your type take the longest to teach how to give good head.

but its a fact every woman can give a good blow job, some are just slow learners.


a friend , got it. thats the oldest shit its always for a friend or about a friend. ::lol::

[username]

fucking moron bitches, your type take the longest to teach how to give good head.

but its a fact every woman can give a good blow job, some are just slow learners.


a friend , got it. thats the oldest shit its always for a friend or about a friend. ::lol::

Shut up, Dick. Women probably gag over your petite pecker all the time and you're just used to it.

You are right that it wasn't a friend though. It was my MOM that told me she couldn't floss. LMAO, I thought to myself "oh God mom, TMI, TMI"!!!!

Thankfully, its definitely not hereditary.