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(02-05-2010, 07:48 PM)D Wrote: (02-05-2010, 07:46 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: (02-05-2010, 07:38 PM)D Wrote: I just took a shit, and when I stood up and turned around to flush, there was a Jesus face formed from my feces.
Who stands up and turns around to flush the toilet??
I do. I don't want backsplash on my ass.
Really. That would be the closest you get to actually washing it.
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My avatar is still here..cannot get rid of my poofy bunny that easily.
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(02-05-2010, 06:09 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Kind of like finding the face of god on a piece of toast. But would it be sacrilegious to put butter on Jesus' face and eat him?
A guy once put a toasted cheese sandwich on E-bay because it had the figure of the virgin Mary on it, it still had a bite taken out of it though.
That's right he must have gone "Look the virgin Mary! I'll bet that could be worth some money! I'm going to stick it on E-bay!.......thats one tasty looking sandwich though......"
Needless to say he was American.
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(02-05-2010, 07:31 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: (02-05-2010, 06:09 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Kind of like finding the face of god on a piece of toast. But would it be sacrilegious to put butter on Jesus' face and eat him?
A Turin shroud Kit Kat?
Now I've seen everything.
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I'm pretty sure that everyone that posts in this thread is going to hell.
I took a dump this morning that if put into spandex bike shorts would bear an amazing resemblance to Twisteroo.
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(02-05-2010, 07:38 PM)D Wrote: I just took a shit, and when I stood up and turned around to flush, there was a Jesus face formed from my feces.
Damn! He IS everywhere!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.