(12-05-2010, 11:21 PM)Cracker Wrote: I have harina preparada in the cupboard. I make the dough, knead it a little, make little balls (like Dick's) . . .
I make mean ass fry bread from scratch, no preparada.
Crockpots are for women who work . . .
I don't have time to sit home and watch my "stories" and mind the pressure cooker. This bitch has shit to do.
I’m sure you make the best flour tortillas in Georgia. I envy you. Seriously.
Over the years I’ve tried, but could never achieve that “authentic” taste and feel. Perhaps it’s the lack of Mexican blood in my veins.
Fortunately, we have many tortilla bakeries throughout the Valley. I buy them fresh . . . hot, rubbery and thin. And the only time gringo hands touch them, is when they are taken out of the bag to be consumed.
Handmade with the sweat and toil of exploited labor adds that undeniable . . . Je ne sais quoi . . . authenticity.
Fry bread? No offense, but damn near anyone can make fry bread and sopapillas. Even Jews without blue Holiday lights.
Unlike Dick, I have nothing against crockpots. But I loves my pressure cooker. It’s an old school microwave. And it really doesn’t need minding.
Dammit, Cracker . . . now I want tamales and my show isn’t over!
Hahaha. I buy the fuckers. I only make them if I made really good meat to go inside or if I'm making fry bread. With all the Mexicans in GA, you would think we would have good tortillas, but nope.
Tamales take ALL DAY. ALL DAY. I only make them once a year. I make enough so I get sick of eating them so I don't want them again for a long time.
This will make you feel better: They put hamburger in the Mexican food out here. WTH? No shredded beef to be found. I only eat carne asada or chorizo dishes or stuff made with steak. Screw the hamburger in the food.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
I'll give anyone $18.00 an hour to come and wrap Christmas gifts for me.
I would do it, but I'm afraid once I was there with you, more unwrapping would go on than wrapping.
It's always been that way.
The only unwrapping you'd be doing is the removal of paper wrap off your Taco Bell tacos. Duchess has taste. You have no taste and therefore would be limited to gift wrapping in the basement and then promptly removed once your job was complete.
i just got this email ostensibly from a local attorney, i have never met him or had dealings with him. have no idea why i got this obvious scam.
so i just forwarded it to his office. wow. what BS.
the email:
Hello,
I'm writing this with tears in my eyes,my family and I came down here to London, United Kingdom for a short vacation. unfortunately,we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash and credit card were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.
We've been to the Embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves in few hours from now but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills. Well I really need your financial assistance..Please, Let me know if you can help us out?
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I can think of worse things in life than having a "bone" pointed at me.
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