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(06-16-2011, 06:33 PM)Cracker Wrote: (06-16-2011, 06:11 PM)Maggot Wrote: Great.....An amateur forum profiler. 
You don't wonder what makes people tick? You don't observe others and assign reason to their behavior? Self-centered prick.
You would have enjoyed it more stoned. You are different in the cold light of the day when you have to be away from the house/stash.
I read people well when selling them things I can tell quite a few things within a 2 min conversation.
I like you Cracker, you are hard working, opinionated, and consistant. A very independant soul. Supportive of your family, you have a very strong and principled ethic, in work & play. A good thing in this day and age. I hope you influence more people to do the right thing and get off their lazy ass and be as productive as you seem to be. I am rather proud of your self sustainability and inner strength. I sometimes think that you have dipped into the mason jar a few times but that does not take away from your mojo. It only increases the every man persona.
When you first joined you did not reveal if you were a man or a woman, and now I can see the reason why. You needed to prove that it does not make a difference and you did not want to be gender judged. 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(06-16-2011, 07:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: .
foo 
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I'm pissed my favorite bra snapped a strap. Now I have to rely on substandard support.
how was that for profound?
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(06-16-2011, 07:23 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: (06-16-2011, 07:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: .
foo
I'm upping my post count legally.
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I was totally annoyed today by some neighborhood wandering knocked up cat, who choose MY front porch to just sit on and whine her pittiful pregnant ass off. I threatened her with severe bodily harm if she chose my front stoop to build her nest.
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(06-16-2011, 07:56 PM)QueenBee Wrote: I was totally annoyed today by some neighborhood wandering knocked up cat, who choose MY front porch to just sit on and whine her pittiful pregnant ass off. I threatened her with severe bodiky harm if she chose my front stoop to build her nest.
I'll lend you a club and a shovel . . . if you're pro choice.
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(06-16-2011, 11:45 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Or arrange a motor vehicle accident.
Is that hard to do? or just a phone call? (just kidding) I will definately pray for that person for the next 2 weeks and see where i stand after that. that is excellent advice. thanks.
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(06-16-2011, 08:05 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: (06-16-2011, 11:45 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Or arrange a motor vehicle accident.
Is that hard to do? or just a phone call? (just kidding) I will definately pray for that person for the next 2 weeks and see where i stand after that. that is excellent advice. thanks.
Remember . . . all the blessings that YOU want in your life for HER.
And brake fluid is amazingly easy to contaminate. 
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(06-16-2011, 08:07 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: And brake fluid is amazingly easy to contaminate.
and eliminate.
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Just replace it with power steering fluid..........after 8 weeks the seals will give way and then powering down a hill ...................
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(06-16-2011, 07:27 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: I'm pissed my favorite bra snapped a strap. Now I have to rely on substandard support.
how was that for profound?
I like the sound a woman makes when they take off a bra after working a long day.
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(06-16-2011, 08:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: I like the sound a woman makes when they take off a bra after working a long day.
Yeah. I love the end of day bra-lessness. Be free!! 
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I also hate in some order but not in
any particular order:
Dogs horses cows sheep snakes chipmunks tigers turkeys robins kids wives ice cream trash socks foosball tires brakes shrubs trees mulch sunsets cherries water oil lawns mailboxes nails birds cd's fish trailers water heaters cow shit fences squeaky rocking chairs runny cheese bad knees balls trees shingles hair soot 8 tracks dirty guns tracks cracks oz toys water taxes and ants.
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But he loves long walks on the beach, Christopher Cross albums and nose hair trimmers.
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(06-16-2011, 10:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: I also hate in some order but not in
any particular order:
Dogs horses cows sheep snakes chipmunks tigers turkeys robins kids wives ice cream trash socks foosball tires brakes shrubs trees mulch sunsets cherries water oil lawns mailboxes nails birds cd's fish trailers water heaters cow shit fences squeaky rocking chairs runny cheese bad knees balls trees shingles hair soot 8 tracks dirty guns tracks cracks oz toys water taxes and ants.
I hate fly's big fly's little fly's and I will not tolerate even 1 fly in my house. I am obsessed that my home be a fly free zone. I hate fly's! ok!
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(06-16-2011, 11:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: But he loves long walks on the beach, Christopher Cross albums and nose hair trimmers.
dito
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Aussie . . . you and Libya.
Both . . . No Fly Zones.
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