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What really annoyed the hell out of you today?
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01-19-2012, 01:05 PM
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01-19-2012, 01:06 PM
(01-19-2012, 12:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's not an accident when it lingers.

You talking about a fart?

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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01-19-2012, 01:11 PM
(01-19-2012, 01:06 PM)thekid65 Wrote: You talking about a fart?


No! Gawd. What the hell is it with you disgusting bitches & your disgusting bathroom humor. Fucking hell. It's gross...it's like breastfeeding.

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01-19-2012, 01:13 PM
(01-19-2012, 01:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-19-2012, 01:06 PM)thekid65 Wrote: You talking about a fart?


No! Gawd. What the hell is it with you disgusting bitches & your disgusting bathroom humor. Fucking hell. It's gross...it's like breastfeeding.

Breastfeeding is only gross if it's a baby is doing it.

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01-19-2012, 01:16 PM
(01-19-2012, 01:06 PM)thekid65 Wrote:
(01-19-2012, 12:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's not an accident when it lingers.

You talking about a fart?

hah

Come on Duchess. Farting is funny. Maybe it's because I am the mom to two teenage boys but it is! Most everyone thinks farting is funny.

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01-19-2012, 01:17 PM
(01-19-2012, 01:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:

No! Gawd. What the hell is it with you disgusting bitches & your disgusting bathroom humor. Fucking hell. It's gross...it's like breastfeeding.

Sorry, that's the first thought that comes to mind when the word "linger" is used.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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01-19-2012, 02:05 PM
(01-19-2012, 01:16 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Most everyone thinks farting is funny.


I don't see the humor in it. I think it's crass.

I was at a dinner party once & someone farted, for a split second you could have heard a pin drop & then conversation immediately started, no one acknowledged it. I excused myself & covered my mouth with my napkin, I knew if one little laugh escaped I was going to lose it completely.

I've been in situations where I've laughed inappropriately, I can't control it at all. I do it at viewings/funerals, I always sit near the back so I can get the hell out if it starts to happen, it's just awful.

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01-19-2012, 02:07 PM


Holy shit! Look at all those I's.
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01-19-2012, 02:16 PM
Farting is funny! Yes there are times where it is highly inappropriate but that is when it's most funny. I would die if I ever let one slip in public though.

On Christmas Eve, we were at my SIL's. We were all sitting at the dining room table playing a game and my SIL let one. I thought we were all going to die lauging! She was mortified! But dayum we had a good laugh.
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01-19-2012, 02:21 PM


I'd die from embarrassment, die. I'd be utterly horrified.
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01-19-2012, 02:43 PM
My SIL was mortified but at least it was in front of family and not out in public.
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01-19-2012, 02:59 PM
(01-19-2012, 02:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Holy shit! Look at all those I's.

Eye must be rubbing off on you.

Or is it rubbing one off on you..

I get confused sometimes.

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

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01-19-2012, 04:06 PM
(01-19-2012, 02:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Holy shit! Look at all those I's.

^^^^^^^^^^

This bothers me.hah

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01-19-2012, 04:07 PM
(01-19-2012, 04:06 PM)IMaDick Wrote: This bothers me.hah


Hahahaha! After seeing it through your eyes it bothers me too!

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01-19-2012, 04:35 PM
"I" statements are a positive, you jerk-offs.
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01-19-2012, 04:40 PM
(01-19-2012, 04:35 PM)Adub Wrote: "I" statements are a positive, you jerk-offs.


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01-19-2012, 04:43 PM


I don't know why that amused me but it did.

I wish you would participate more outside of the crime forum, Adub, you have a dry wit that's pretty funny.
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10-05-2012, 03:03 PM
What annoyed the hell out of me today?

Reading some of the comments in the cancer support thread! I know that Mock is a place where you can say whatever you want, but there are different circumstances going on as of late and some of the BS belongs in another thread. If there is genuine care and concern for LC then one should take a second to imagine her feelings when she reads that thread. When LC does feel well enough to read she will most likely check out that particular thread. I don't think she is going to find much humor or comfort in several of the posts. I think that some of us,myself included, need a lesson in compassion and empathy. I try this simple exercise : what would I like to hear if I were in a similar situation? I'm sure we have all experienced personal tragedy; what were some of the helpful and comforting things that others said to us? and, more importantly, what were the comments that made us feel as though we were being instructed on how we should feel ; comments that seemed to dismiss our feelings or comments that pissed us off. I distinctly recall what helped me when I was diagnosed with cancer and what comforted me when I was grieving, but what sticks with me most are the comments that annoyed and pissed me off. I know they were not intentional, but rather cliche's and platitudes that are drilled in some of are brains. My intention is not to lecture, because I am no pro at this, so I won't list the top 10 things not to say unless I'm asked.
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10-05-2012, 03:31 PM


I hope someone who feels better than I do rips you a new one for that.
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10-05-2012, 03:36 PM
(10-05-2012, 03:31 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I hope someone who feels better than I do rips you a new one for that.

I'm usually pretty mild-mannered, so it would take a little more for me to rip Kitty when I'm not really sure who she is.

But I'm with you. Her ire is misdirected.

She actually needs to dial 1-800-GET-BENT.
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