HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES

[Duchess]

My handbag is fuckin' HUGE!

[Duchess]

I crack myself up. Is that wrong?

[IMaDick]

I crack myself up. Is that wrong?

On so many levels.

[Duchess]

[Treekiller]

Stings? Do you drink? Or are you just creepy?

LC, I honestly think this is one of the creepy grudge stalkers. Inbred is bad for a reason. It doesn't wash off.

Crying to the mods now? I said I was just fucking with you. Settle down ok. I was only playing. I even said I'd be nice and I will from now on. Please accept my apology.

OK, don't do that. Only Australians are apologists.

I get tired of the creepy hillbilly stalkers and their endless dribble (hahahaha, that was for you LC, dribble, dribble, dribble). If you aren't a creepy stalker, you can ride my ass all you want. Cracker no care.

I really do think there are people who sit home all day and plot how they will get back at someone who burned their ass on the Internet. Don't you? There are some crazy fucking people in the world.

Nobody got burnt by you but username burned her dinner. Cat food is gross no matter how you cook it.

[Cracker]

Step out into other threads Treekiller. You can come out of the corner now.

[username]

Nobody got burnt by you but username burned her dinner. Cat food is gross no matter how you cook it.

You had to remind me. Unlike marshmallows, roast potatoes do NOT taste good black. It was like eating bark (ha! I almost said wood).

You know this about catfood how?

[Duchess]

It was like eating bark (ha! I almost said wood).

[Treekiller]

Nobody got burnt by you but username burned her dinner. Cat food is gross no matter how you cook it.

You had to remind me. Unlike marshmallows, roast potatoes do NOT taste good black. It was like eating bark (ha! I almost said wood).

You know this about catfood how?

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

[IMaDick]

Nobody got burnt by you but username burned her dinner. Cat food is gross no matter how you cook it.

You had to remind me. Unlike marshmallows, roast potatoes do NOT taste good black. It was like eating bark (ha! I almost said wood).

You know this about catfood how?

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

You're going to have to up your game, how about starting a new thread? or maybe just shutting the fuck up?

or if all that is to good for admins pet then how about you give cracker a blow job?

[Lady Cop]

Dick: how about starting a new thread?

great idea!

[IMaDick]

Dick: how about starting a new thread?

great idea!

How about you stop protecting this newbie? give the idiot a chance to grow up.

[Lady Cop]

Dick: how about starting a new thread?

great idea!

How about you stop protecting this newbie? give the idiot a chance to grow up.

WTF are you bitching about? i was agreeing with you that he should start his own new thread!
bitch bitch bitch nag nag nag

[IMaDick]

Dick: how about starting a new thread?

great idea!

How about you stop protecting this newbie? give the idiot a chance to grow up.

WTF are you bitching about? i was agreeing with you that he should start his own new thread!
bitch bitch bitch nag nag nag

Oh, I've never seen that before, how the fuck was I supposed to know?

[username]

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

I don't believe it. If you had said pussy, I might believe you.

[Cracker]

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

I don't believe it.

'Cause you know women don't actually use douchebags anymore, it is just an expression.

[IMaDick]

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

I don't believe it.

'Cause you know women don't actually use douchebags anymore, it is just an expression.

It's always fun when you talk about women in the third person.

[Cracker]

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

I don't believe it.

'Cause you know women don't actually use douchebags anymore, it is just an expression.

It's always fun when you talk about women in the third person.

If I talk about women in the third person, it means I am one. It would be like you talking about butt plugs in the third person.

[username]

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

I don't believe it.

'Cause you know women don't actually use douchebags anymore, it is just an expression.

SummersEve. :wheelchair:

[IMaDick]

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

I don't believe it.

'Cause you know women don't actually use douchebags anymore, it is just an expression.

It's always fun when you talk about women in the third person.

If I talk about women in the third person, it means I am one. It would be like you talking about butt plugs in the third person.

OK, whatever, but you may want to narrow the gap between you and women if you seriously want anyone to believe you are one.

could we get a picture of your neck?