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**Duchess** · 08-13-2011, 12:42 PM

I meant talking about it as if it were MY dildo. I thought you were suggesting an appropriate kind for the freezer. Hahaha. *face palm*

**Cracker** · 08-13-2011, 12:59 PM

Can you imagine having friends over for drinks and canapes and someone finding your "buddy" in the freezer? haha

**Lady Cop** · 08-13-2011, 01:14 PM

(08-13-2011, 12:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: Can you imagine having friends over for drinks and canapes and someone finding your "buddy" in the freezer? haha

wouldn't it be a handy "ice-cube" in a drink? hah

**Cracker** · 08-13-2011, 01:24 PM

Hahaha!

Those would be perfect party favors.

ZEROSPHERES · 08-13-2011, 03:44 PM

(08-13-2011, 01:14 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(08-13-2011, 12:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: Can you imagine having friends over for drinks and canapes and someone finding your "buddy" in the freezer? haha

wouldn't it be a handy "ice-cube" in a drink?

And a great way to stir a drink

**Lady Cop** · 08-16-2011, 05:49 PM

NEWSFLASH! BREAKING NEWS! BOMBSHELL!

MOCK NO LONGER HAS NEWBIE INTIATION AND TORTURE. that was a vestige of the old Mock, but has outlived its usefulness.

now just join up and post, you'll be a virgin for a while, a couple areas off limits, but otherwise, go forth and post where you wish in our threads.

so you have no more excuses not to join and post! WELCOME~~

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**Duchess** · 09-01-2011, 08:16 AM

Stop trying to register with a proxy, it will never allow you to.

**Duchess** · 09-08-2011, 07:53 AM

I see you.

**Lady Cop** · 10-10-2011, 05:37 PM

OK listen up. we have lots of new people who have registered since we opened the floodgates and eliminated newbie torture.

BUT

evidently 99% of them cannot read instructions.

DON'T POST IN THE CRIME FORUM UNTIL YOU LOAD A FUCKING AVATAR OR I WILL SUSPEND YOUR POSTING ABILITY. and never make you a member.
IT'S NOT A MOCK RULE, BUT IT'S MY PREFERENCE. i like to recognize miscreants and wanted persons. heh heh lady_cop

**Cracker** · 10-10-2011, 07:14 PM

(08-13-2011, 12:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I meant talking about it as if it were MY dildo. I thought you were suggesting an appropriate kind for the freezer. Hahaha. *face palm*

I love that this is at the top of the page.

C'mon people, don't you want to get a piece of Cracker? Don't I piss you off most of the time? Don't you want to tell me what an asshole I am? Don't you at least have a church pamphlet to quote at me?

**Lady Cop** · 11-18-2011, 10:34 PM

i see MANY virgins here at Mock. registered and awaiting sacrifice to the Mock volcano gods.

Duchess and i have ruthlessly been deleting all those who have registered but never posted.

you're next bitchflake. 105