Why do I need to fucking introduce myself? 
You know me already - or at least you fucking should do, Burn-in-Hell Bitches. ::devilban::
2 fucking books that were best-sellers until IKEA and Argos gave out more books than me and a bloody crucifixion - what do you want? More fucking blood? Go fucking nail yourselves ::blowme::
I have tattoos of myself on my right-hand side and my mate's on my left-hand side. I am at war constantly with stupid fuckers who should know better. If you are retarded then put me on ignore or better still go and play with a bottle of paracetamol tablets and put an orange jumpsuit on at your local mosque.
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well goddamn. your sandals are wet. : :
Good to see I took your sting out, Queen Bee 
Never mind, I'll give you another poison barb, as you're one of my special creatures! Use it good! 
I see your "Feed The Birds" pic in your sig - Lady Cop - feed 'em some lead-shot
Fucking flying rats, they are...
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God is in da house...Thank God
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i always am welcoming to the Supreme Being.  ::wave::
and the little birdies and woodland creatures are YOUR sweeties. 
we're glad you're here!
By God, You're actually right... :B
(But I'm more right!  )
Thanks for the Welcome, guys!
See you around!
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If you are GOD; who is Allah?
(07-22-2010, 02:44 PM)pyropappy Wrote: If you are GOD; who is Allah?
One and The Same
It's the fucking fans' clubs you gotta watch out for...
Christian Crusades in the Middle Ages and now Militant Muslims
It's enough to make you start wars and let 5-year old kids run around with machine guns.
(Fuckwit Note: Refers to recent tv footage of Taliban fighters showing off a 5-y.o. kid with a gun bigger then he was.)
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OK, if you are also Allah, who is Budda?
(07-22-2010, 03:07 PM)pyropappy Wrote: OK, if you are also Allah, who is Budda?
He's the guy who is "Out There"...
Jeezuz Fuck, you learn nothing at school?
Your mammy must be proud...
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BUDDHA ![[Image: acun6.gif]](http://i49.tinypic.com/acun6.gif)
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(07-22-2010, 03:36 PM)God Wrote: (07-22-2010, 03:07 PM)pyropappy Wrote: OK, if you are also Allah, who is Budda?
He's the guy who is "Out There"...
Jeezuz Fuck, you learn nothing at school?
Your mammy must be proud...
If you are really God, you are supposed to be omnipresent; you should already know if my mom is proud of me and exactly what I learned in school, shouldn't you?
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if there really were a 'god' he certainly wouldn't be a limey...
Fug duh kund
(07-22-2010, 08:14 PM)pyropappy Wrote: (07-22-2010, 03:36 PM)God Wrote: (07-22-2010, 03:07 PM)pyropappy Wrote: OK, if you are also Allah, who is Budda?
He's the guy who is "Out There"...
Jeezuz Fuck, you learn nothing at school?
Your mammy must be proud...
If you are really God, you are supposed to be omnipresent; you should already know if my mom is proud of me and exactly what I learned in school, shouldn't you?
I do, but I know you're not so sure - dumb fuck. 
(07-23-2010, 02:07 AM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: if there really were a 'god' he certainly wouldn't be a limey...
lol - who said I was/am a Limey...?
Fucking Hell, Easy Pickings, or what? 
That Primordial Swamp musta been deaf,
and kept the afterbirth and thrown out the baby... 
Kimda makes you want to start again with the humanity thing, huh?
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"I have tattoos of myself on my right-hand side and my mate's on my left-hand side."
limey's and gays are the only people to use the term "mate" dickweed. In either case, fuck off.
Fug duh kund
lol!
So your Electro-Convulsive Therapy didn't work?
You can try again, at home, just lick two fingers and stick them in your electric socket... 
Oh, yeah, that's right - you pussies have 120v 'cause your so fucking fragile...
Shoulda sent your fucking forefathers to Oz -
at least they have the decency to know they're stupid
I dug out your family motto:
Warmwater by name; Warmwater by nature
If you're gonna post, at least make it a bit less tepid, less boring and, well, less you would do 
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Hey, Middle Finger
Good to see you popped by - ::wave::
Your avatar suits you - less of a turn-on, more of a switch-off...
I'll be reading your drivel with a struggling interest.
Still you keep it simple, it gives me a clue to write slowly for ya!
That's about as generous as I can be to you; I can't be bother .....ed!
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