mugshots you have to love

[FAHQTOO]

Nice job with the lipstick... and I'm sure nobody noticed the 5 o'clock shadow either.

[ZEROSPHERES]

pretty woman



'a policeman patrolling the street outside became suspicious He noticed that the woman was walking funny and looked strange. He followed him to the bus station, where two men were waiting on motorbikes to pick him up.

Dick was gone for a few days and he had been bragging about how he was getting his cycle out for a trip. Quote:I love passing all the Harleys on trailers on my Venture during the rally.

Was the perp walking funny after Dick gave him a lift from the prison to the bus station??

[Lady Cop]

Arrested for public indecency.
yeah i can believe that.



separated at birth


Arrested for pot possession.

[aussiefriend]

I am not clicking on this thread anymore, I have a weak stomach.

[HairOfTheDog]

Arrested for public indecency.
yeah i can believe that.



separated at birth


Arrested for pot possession.

How I first found Mock Forums was doing a search for info on the Celina Cass case (RIP. sweet angel). I came across LC'S thread with all the relevant case info PLUS a photo of Celina's dad (who simply turned his daughter over to a psycho "new dad" with convicted pedo brothers) next to a photo of Bucky Beaver. Her dad looks like Bucky, for real. I was already not buying his "huh? I'm a day til dead so how could I be expected to be involved in my daughter's life?" routine. I was hooked! Eight months later and father of the year is still alive and kicking, of course...

This is another great "separated at birth" comparison.

[Lady Cop]

i cannot tell you how much fun it is to search these assholes. ewwww

This alleged drug dealer kept his package in an unexpected place.

When cops searched 23-year-old Ray Woods after a traffic stop in Folcroft, Pa. last week, they were suspicious of a giant bulge in his pants, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.

Woods had tied 89 bags of heroin and cocaine concealed in a larger sack tied to his penis, cops said.

"I've seen it down their pants, in their ass, but I've never seen it tied to their penis," Folcroft Police Cpl. Christopher Eiserman told the paper. "I couldn't believe it."

Woods was a passenger in a car pulled over Friday for speeding, the Daily Times reported. The cop reported that he saw a bag of marijuana at Woods' feet, and another vial full of weed on the seat when he asked Woods to step out of the car.

Cops took Woods to a precinct house where the the contours of his pants aroused suspicion.

At the police station, officers pulled down the alleged perp's pants and claimed to find 41 bags of heroin and 48 bags of cocaine.

And then things got weird.

"I tried to remove it," Eiserman said. "Unfortunately, and I don't know if it was nervousness or not, but [Woods] started urinating all over."

Woods was charged with possession with intent to deliver, tampering with evidence and other crimes, the Delaware County Daily Times said.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Tampering with Evidence? Is that the part where he pissed all over everything?

[JsMom]

Tampering with Evidence? Is that the part where he pissed all over everything?

[Duchess]

Why are you flipping him the bird?

[JsMom]

Why are you flipping him the bird?

well it's laughing too. I wouldn't flip him off. I was wondering the same thing he was. *shrugs*

[Lady Cop]

Tonya Rodrigues, 39, of Polk County Fla., arrested for prostitution.

whooo voodoo!

[Jezreel]

Tonya Rodrigues, 39, of Polk County Fla., arrested for prostitution.

whooo voodoo!

Oooooh la la, bet she made a killing!

[Lady Cop]

this had to be a little blind boy.

A 48 year old woman has been accused of having sex with a 13 year old boy TWICE a week for the last two years.

Melissa Eaton appeared in court to face multiple charges of rape and sodomy.

Court documents reveal that juvenile authorities alerted police about the ongoing sexual relationship between Eaton and the teenage boy at her home in New Madrid, Missouri.




note mustache ^

[JsMom]

UGH!!! Christ Heavens....disgusting

[HairOfTheDog]

[b]this had to be a little blind boy.

I'm assuming she was his "first". Poor kid. On the bright side, he can only be upwardly mobile from here.

Seriously though, pedophiles need to be locked up. Counselling ain't gonna cure them. I hope she rots for a while. JMO...

[SIXFOOTERsez]

My unit is pretty smart, would Never do me so wrong as to stick either one of those last two

[Lady Cop]

a literate thug. indeed the cops never have to look far when given descriptions of some people.
yes, education is a wonderful thing especially when your tats are spelled correctly.



VA.
Roland Smith, 32, was arrested on Friday after allegedly stabbing his girlfriend.

The uppermost tattoo reads 'Cogito ergo sum', which translates from Latin into 'I think therefore I am'.

The second tattoo says 'Alis grave nil', or 'Nothing is heavy to those who have wings'.

Just above his eyebrows, he kept the message simple with his third tattoo: Articulate.

[Lady Cop]

nice hair





when Marcella Hernandez, 45, from Maricopa County, Arizona, was arrested for parole violation on Tuesday, she stunned officers when her mugshot showed an uncanny resemblance to Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.

The prolific offender may have been smiling for her mugshot, but officers couldn't tell as she refused to lift the wild hair from her face.

The 45-year-old has been arrested on numerous occasions in the past for charges including indecent exposure and parole violation.

[Cheyne]

That bitch is 45? Must've had a tough life.

[Lady Cop]

Ashley Brooker and Nicholas Doyle
pleaded guilty to felony drug charges

Minnesota

methy