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Yep, it really is a mugshot.
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^ 30-year-old Matthew Coleman; busted in a Cookie Monster onesie. Jesus -- how embarrassing.
He and his friend were arrested after a witness called cops to report them stealing rebar piers and hurricane fencing from a construction site in Friendstown, Texas.
Imagine the reaction of the other jailbirds when this guy was escorted to his cell? 
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It's freaky that it comes in an adult size. Whatta dufus.
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(03-12-2014, 04:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yep, it really is a mugshot.
^ 30-year-old Matthew Coleman; busted in a Cookie Monster onesie. Jesus -- how embarrassing.
He and his friend were arrested after a witness called cops to report them stealing rebar piers and hurricane fencing from a construction site in Friendstown, Texas.
Imagine the reaction of the other jailbirds when this guy was escorted to his cell?
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I've had a love affair with the cookie monster my whole life, until now...asshole!
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No one says, "Cookie, cookie, cookie", in that Cookie Monster voice better than yours truly.
For my kids of course.
I might have to git me one of those onesies.
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(03-12-2014, 05:02 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I've had a love affair with the cookie monster my whole life, until now...asshole!
I hear ya.
I lost all desire to tickle Elmo when this loser lost his head and was busted in Time Square last year.
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Sacrileg.
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(03-12-2014, 05:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (03-12-2014, 05:02 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I've had a love affair with the cookie monster my whole life, until now...asshole!
I hear ya.
I lost all desire to tickle Elmo when this loser lost his head and was busted in Time Square last year.
Sacrileg.
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I might swallow my nasty tongue if I saw this guy jerking off in front of my window. I'm only sad that he didn't blow his head off.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-12-2014, 08:04 PM)Maggot Wrote:
I might swallow my nasty tongue if I saw this guy jerking off in front of my window. I'm only sad that he didn't blow his head off.
Damned Kenny!
He's been pulling that shit since Post #380.
How'd you like to be his cell mate?
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I would feel sorry for him but he is so stupid if I was in a cell with him I would talk him into eating paint chips just for fun.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Meet lovely Shery Lynn Downs
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Sorry, guys, but she's not on the market.
She was almost a free woman, though, according to her husband who's now recovering in a hospital in Billings, Montana.
Mr. Downs claims that Shery was so pissed off about finding some of his urine on the bathroom floor that she threatened him with a cleaver, wanted him dead, and slashed his throat (turns out the throat-slashing part was probably just wishful thinking on his part -- she actually cut him pretty badly across the cheek).
When Mr. Downs told her to call 911, she apparently slipped him some whiskey through the bedroom door instead (hey, it's not like she didn't try to help him at all!).
Anyway, Shery's not a free woman -- she's trying to make $5k bail on a weapons assault charge.
P.s. Honest to god, the weirdest part of this story for me was discovering that Shery was only 52.
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(03-12-2014, 05:05 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: No one says, "Cookie, cookie, cookie", in that Cookie Monster voice better than yours truly.
For my kids of course.
I might have to git me one of those onesies. Maybe you missed your calling MS? You could have a bright future in death metal. Sing it! "C is for cookie, and cookie is for ME!" *BG1 starts a circle pit*
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(06-25-2014, 09:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Honest to god, the weirdest part of this story for me was discovering that Shery was only 52.
Whoa! She looks like hell for that age!
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(06-26-2014, 11:07 AM)Duchess Wrote: (06-25-2014, 09:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Honest to god, the weirdest part of this story for me was discovering that Shery was only 52.
Whoa! She looks like hell for that age!
Yeah, but she looks like she has a great personality.
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Am not!
I'm a tough badass, damn it.
It's like you don't really know me at all. Ah well, I still love you, Duchess.
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You hussy! I can't see the photograph but I see it's tagged hearts & flowers!
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Trapped Trip
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Amber Campbell and John Arwood called 911 after being trapped in a janitor's closet at Daytona State College's Marine and Environmental Science Center for two full days.
They told the 911 dispatcher that they'd been chased into the closet and been locked inside.
When Daytona Beach police arrived, the cops found the couple in the closet, along with human feces and suspected drug paraphernalia.
They also found that the door to the closet didn't lock. 
There were no drugs (left) at the scene. But, Arwood and Campbell were both charged with trespassing. Campbell was also charged with violating her probation.
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Probably friends of my sister.
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They are a living, breathing part of society beware of false imitations.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I could help her look better. I'd start by washing her face and getting rid of that tacky liner.
Good God. She's got a tattoo right on her throat. Money. Jeez. I think she might be advertising.
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