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HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE
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10-27-2014, 07:09 AM


Rise & shine, Mockers. It's going to be a great day.

We are in the last week of October. Next week at this time we'll be in the holiday season.

I'm not reading any news this morning. I want to hang on to my happy demeanor.

Happy Monday, Fuck Face. Blowing-kisses
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10-27-2014, 07:59 AM
You're correct on this occasion. I'm off today, so it IS a happy Monday.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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10-27-2014, 09:23 AM
Fuck both of you in the ass. Hard.
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10-27-2014, 09:24 AM


I hope you get laid soon.
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10-27-2014, 09:44 AM
I assume that "hope" applies to me as well? I'm deserving, as I'm much more amicable today.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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10-27-2014, 09:56 AM
(10-27-2014, 09:44 AM)thekid65 Wrote: I assume that "hope" applies to me as well? I'm deserving, as I'm much more amicable today.


Absolutely! Frankly, I'm surprised you're still single.
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10-27-2014, 10:20 AM
Tough meeting the ladies these days. 49 years old, I don't go out partying...not too many hotties at the golf course...keep getting turned down by HotD. Sigh...poor me...lol
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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10-27-2014, 10:36 AM
You need to find a hobby other than golf, you're never going to meet a woman over there. The bowling alley would even be better.
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10-27-2014, 10:37 AM
Really in no big rush...if something happens to cum along, then so be it. Not losing sleep over it, that's for sure.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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10-27-2014, 10:44 AM
You're all assholes.
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10-27-2014, 11:04 AM
Don't be mad at me because the last time you were able to get laid was with the hot chocolate boy 6 years ago.
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10-27-2014, 11:15 AM
(10-27-2014, 10:44 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You're all assholes.

Shaddup and get your ass to work.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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10-27-2014, 11:19 AM
(10-27-2014, 11:15 AM)thekid65 Wrote:
(10-27-2014, 10:44 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You're all assholes.

Shaddup and get your ass to work.

I'm trying dammit. I love you guys. I can be a total bitch and no one gets offended.
I took a hydro this morning and now I feel better. I killed my back moving the furniture back in my room and office after he painter. Pain makes me cranky. And the painter came back this morning to put the doors back on. He is so fucking weird. I asked for am estimate on doing the kitchen and FR. If he wasn't so cheap and good, I would find someone else. He's WEIRD.
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10-27-2014, 11:20 AM
Perhaps you could fuck him? He'd probably go for it.
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10-27-2014, 11:23 AM
Nooooooo. Ew. He's married anyway. And he's weird.
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10-27-2014, 12:08 PM
I put my tree up about 10 days before Christmas, it's gone 7 days after. It's the second time I go to church, Easter Sunday is the first time. Unless there's a funeral or wedding or something. I like the smell in church around Christmas, they use the good stuff.
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10-27-2014, 12:11 PM


A little more than two weeks? Aww hell no. Nononono. I am not busting my ass decorating to enjoy that shit for only two weeks. One tree is going up the week before Thanksgiving and none of this Christmas crap comes down before Epiphany.
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10-27-2014, 12:35 PM
(10-27-2014, 12:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: I put my tree up about 10 days before Christmas, it's gone 7 days after. It's the second time I go to church, Easter Sunday is the first time. Unless there's a funeral or wedding or something. I like the smell in church around Christmas, they use the good stuff.

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A little more than two weeks? Aww hell no. Nononono. I am not busting my ass decorating to enjoy that shit for only two weeks. One tree is going up the week before Thanksgiving and none of this Christmas crap comes down before Epiphany.

Wrong thread, this discussion belongs here

Jesusfuckingchrist...stay on topic people! Yeah, yeah...I know...aint gonna happen in this joint.
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10-27-2014, 12:56 PM
hah I saw that and was thinking it should be in your thread.
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