not much to say.

[cladking]

Really I just don't say much about myself on the net and avoid providing real details. I didsn't talk till I was three and the first thing I said was "Somebody didn't make me right". My mom took it as an admission but it was really intended as an accusation. My life has been like that ever since.

I hate to repeat myself and usually attempt to make sentences no one has ever used before.

Needless to ay my life is unusual.

I'm posting here primarily because I can view any other forums and figure this might be your way of making people introduce themselves. Don't expect to get much fucking more out of me.

[cladking]

I meant to say I can't see the other forums and I still can't. I can see them if I log out only.

[cladking]

"This is where you, the Virgin Mocker, are stuck posting after registering. Create a new topic in this forum and introduce yourself so that we can see what kind of a prick, bitch, or victim you are before transferring you to full access. If you can't figure out how to do that, go fuck yourself because you're already annoying. We want you for entertainment and since dopes have problems entertaining us, come back when you've learned about "all that computer stuff."

Well who in the hell reads this crap?

I've spent days trying to post and now I know why.

Somebody didn't teach me right.

[Lady Cop]

Hi Cladking! i'm glad you finally got here!
you DO have nearly full access.
you'll get used finding your way around pretty quickly. just go ahead and post in any threads that interest you, and have a good time.
click on Mock for home page/forums.
click on view today's posts for what is being discussed currently.

View New Posts | View Today's Posts | Find My Posts

[cladking]

Crap!

It's still not working.

[Lady Cop]

Crap!

It's still not working.

try now. i let you out of newbie hell.

[cladking]

Thanks a damn ton, sweetie.

[Lady Cop]

only because you're special.

[cladking]

I'm still looking for an avatar.

I guess Tut's mask will do for now if you'd be so kind.

Thanks in advance.

[Lady Cop]

i'll do my best...give me a minute. if that doesn't work, would you like me to find one for you?

[cladking]

only because you're special.

That's quite an initiation.

I don't think I've ever been had before.

[cladking]

i'll do my best...give me a minute. if that doesn't work, would you like me to find one for you?

Oh, yes, please.



Really almost anything would be fine but preferably with G1 or G2 in it.

Don't go to a lot of trouble but you can see gobs if you google pyramid egypt.

[cladking]

Hell, that's fine for now.

Thank you.

[Lady Cop]

only because you're special.

That's quite an initiation.

I don't think I've ever been had before.

if i didn't know you, you would have been interrogated under a bare light bulb and beaten with a rubber hose.

some people you know are here.
and don't be shocked at anything anybody says around here!

you're welcome my Egyptologist buddy!

[Luke Warmwater]

yeah, fucking lovely....

[cladking]

yeah, fucking lovely....

I'm sure we'll get along famously.

[Lady Cop]

i see you've already met Luke, the welcome wagon.
a warm ray of sunshine.

[cladking]

i see you've already met Luke, the welcome wagon.
a warm ray of sunshine.

It's always nice to know where you stand.

That way you can duck and cover, run, or prepare to fight.

[Duchess]

*sniff..sniff *...I smell a newbie...Come out, come out, wherever you are.

[IMaDick]

Another lost cause of a newbie, LC are you trying to stack the forum with minimally skilled mockers so you can have your way with them?

Its sad to see Mock going the way of the condor and every other soup chicken forum on the net.