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(08-26-2011, 04:30 PM)thekid65 Wrote: I certainly wouldnt have wanted to listen to that screeching bird in the back of my squad car while I was taking her to jail. I woulda got more satisfaction leaving the bitch on the side of the highway and letting her find her own way home.
I felt sympathy for the poor sod who would be driving the tow truck she got into at the end of the clip. That had to be one bitch of a ride.
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I'm the kind of guy that would try and get her to jump out into traffic and would antagonize her like crazy.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-26-2011, 04:30 PM)thekid65 Wrote: the wench reminds me of my 2nd wife.
I won't ask what number your present wife is but I'm curious to know if you kept marrying until you found one that would make you a sammich. Thanks!
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hahahaha
I would laugh harder, but I sure can't pick 'em.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(08-26-2011, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I won't ask what number your present wife is but I'm curious to know if you kept marrying until you found one that would make you a sammich. Thanks!
You can ask..I'm pretty much an open book, and consider myself honest.
I'm on wife #3 (year #7, so that's a personal best). All three of'em had no qualms about making me a sammich...or at least offering, as a good wench should.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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I tried that once and woke up with Mayo spread all over me.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Sure it was mayo?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.