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Trick or Treat!
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#21
10-31-2010, 06:44 PM
i've had about 12 kids so far, they'll come early here, mostly little ones with parents. i like the werewolf~ Taz


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10-31-2010, 07:34 PM


Is that a nun or a StarWars person?
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10-31-2010, 07:40 PM
(10-31-2010, 07:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Is that a nun or a StarWars person?

i don't know, but i checked her for strap-on bombs. Brainexplode


















































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10-31-2010, 07:45 PM
Effen letdown tonight. No little kids so far because the hooligans from the white trash neighbors across the street are riding skateboards in the middle of the street. I wish I had a pellet pistol. I would cut a hole in a screen just to shoot the little bastards.

I dressed my dog for nothing.
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10-31-2010, 07:45 PM
(10-27-2010, 04:15 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:

ok i want to know what kind of candy all of you people have stashed~~ are you a "good stuff" house?


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now THIS is a scarecrow! from Ipswich Mass.

I used to stash the snickers, take 5, babe ruths ... stuff like that.
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10-31-2010, 09:53 PM
I am a Halloween Scrooge..no fricking candy here. So, that being said..at 9:30 I ventured out of my darkened cave to bring the trash to the street...and immediatly got hit up by three kids (who seemed young enough to make me wonder why they were not in bed on a school night) looking for candy.
Now granted..ours is a small, relatively safe neighborhood..but these kids seemed kind of young to be out unsupervised.
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#27
10-31-2010, 10:11 PM
(10-31-2010, 07:45 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I used to stash the snickers, take 5, babe ruths ... stuff like that.


When did you first realize you hit rock bottom? Was it the massive weight and stretch marks you gained or your wife bitching about finding crinkled up wrappers stuck to your bloated ass?

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10-31-2010, 10:14 PM
I woke up with a penny stuck to my ass the other day. I still have no idea...
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10-31-2010, 10:25 PM
(10-31-2010, 10:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: I woke up with a penny stuck to my ass the other day. I still have no idea...

Well, I hear that when a server gets a single penny as a tip, it means the service sucked.








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10-31-2010, 10:29 PM
:snort:

Worst part: Self-serve over here. That IS sad.
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10-31-2010, 10:32 PM
(10-31-2010, 10:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: I woke up with a penny stuck to my ass the other day. I still have no idea...


Hopefully you didn't have the penny stuck to your ass while the town drunk was boning you sideways.

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10-31-2010, 10:41 PM
(10-31-2010, 10:32 PM)sally Wrote: Hopefully you didn't have the penny stuck to your ass while the town drunk was boning you sideways.

Like there is only one town drunk in any Georgia town. We have a drunk for every unique situation.

I'm pretty sure it is the penny from my act. I thought I dropped it when I shot out the ping pong ball.
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10-31-2010, 11:02 PM
I'm wondering if there's a red cross painted on my roof. I've only had about 5 groups of trick or treaters but I've already administered 1 bandaid, a bottle of water and a wad of tissue.

The trend here is for parents to pile their kids in their cars and head over to the "cool" houses (where they have haunted houses, neighborhood decorating or whatever). I'd like to bitch about it but it would be kind of hypocritical since that's where my kids are right now.
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10-31-2010, 11:15 PM
Are you dressed like a nurse?
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10-31-2010, 11:24 PM
(10-31-2010, 10:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: Like there is only one town drunk in any Georgia town. We have a drunk for every unique situation.

I'm pretty sure it is the penny from my act. I thought I dropped it when I shot out the ping pong ball.

ha!! hah
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10-31-2010, 11:26 PM
(10-31-2010, 11:15 PM)Cracker Wrote: Are you dressed like a nurse?

If you want.


lmao.

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11-01-2010, 12:03 AM
I wish. Screaming headache.

Time to undress the dog and go to bed. (No. It's Halloween. Gross you even thought that.)
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11-01-2010, 10:41 AM
Ugh. I'm paying this morning for consuming way too much wine and snickers last night.
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11-01-2010, 11:03 AM
(11-01-2010, 10:41 AM)username Wrote: Ugh. I'm paying this morning for consuming way too much wine and snickers last night.
Have the shits, huh?

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11-01-2010, 11:11 AM
(11-01-2010, 11:03 AM)sally Wrote:
(11-01-2010, 10:41 AM)username Wrote: Ugh. I'm paying this morning for consuming way too much wine and snickers last night.
Have the shits, huh?
Just one big one. And my eyeballs hurt.

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