damn near broke my neck getting here

[It's all MEBM]

as for punctuation,not worried about that,never have,I make more money than those who teach it...

Since you brought it up, I don't feel it is rude to ask.

What kind of career do you have that pays people well who are functionally illiterate? Because I know people who would also do well in that career.

Welcome to Mock!

I hear there are job openings in D.C. over a ¹⁄₃ of the people in D.C., are functionally illiterate.I would imagine those would be the elected officials, since they make up ¹⁄₃ of the population and they are still believing the stimulus and TARP worked..I would classify that the functionally illiterate work your "people" might look into.I hear it pays well too.
Thanks for the Welcome.

[Cracker]

You elderly people get up really early for breakfast.

The space bar is the big one under the <b>.

Half of these people are still liberal around here. I think they may switch sides when they lose all their tax breaks. We'll see.

I hope you have a secretary. If you do, she thinks you are a dumbass.

[Middle Finger]

Hmph.