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11-04-2010, 08:56 PM
(11-04-2010, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: I know this because he still has a santa on his roof from last year

It helps hold his trailer down so it doesn't blow into yours.

Maybe he bolted or nailed Santa to his roof.

I don't mind little white lights people put up permanently, but colored Christmas lights are a bit much.

Mexicans always use the blue lights here because they don't know they are for Jewish people.
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11-04-2010, 09:00 PM
Cracker: Mexicans always use the blue lights here because they don't know they are for Jewish people.

that's news to me. i have often used blue for fallen police officers.

but i love little white ones.

















































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11-04-2010, 09:01 PM
(11-04-2010, 08:56 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-04-2010, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: I know this because he still has a santa on his roof from last year

It helps hold his trailer down so it doesn't blow into yours.

Maybe he bolted or nailed Santa to his roof.

I don't mind little white lights people put up permanently, but colored Christmas lights are a bit much.

Mexicans always use the blue lights here because they don't know they are for Jewish people.




Oh my god! Cracker, that was seriously funny!

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11-04-2010, 09:39 PM
(11-04-2010, 05:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: I have to be organized or my life would quickly become out of control. I have to be prepared not to have "time" at any time. Shit happens.[/i][/size]

You're seriously obsessive/compulsive. Just so you know.

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11-04-2010, 09:44 PM
People who decorate for Christmas the day after Thanksgiving are fucking assholes.
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11-04-2010, 09:52 PM
(11-04-2010, 09:00 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: that's news to me. i have often used blue for fallen police officers.

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I know Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas, but a lot of modern Jewish families do decorate and have a tree. Silver and blue and white are the primary colors of the decorations (Israeli flag inspired, I think). It isn't exactly true that the blue lights are for Jews, but most people (around here anyway) think that. I'm sure your neighbors figured out your what your lights represent.

Even though I know better, I always think "Jewish" or "Mexican" when I see the blue lights.
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11-04-2010, 10:06 PM
Yeah, I don't know LC. I googled. Blue and white are the official colors for the Hanukkah Bush. Everybody driving by your house that doesn't know you thinks you are Jewish. I would run with it so you don't have the expense of sending out cards and buying all those gifts.
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11-04-2010, 10:28 PM
(11-04-2010, 09:44 PM)sally Wrote: People who decorate for Christmas the day after Thanksgiving are fucking assholes.

Not when they have little kids who's eyes light up and a family they love and want each and every minute of the Holiday Season to be festive.

You are the asshole.
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11-04-2010, 10:29 PM
(11-04-2010, 10:06 PM)Cracker Wrote: Yeah, I don't know LC. I googled. Blue and white are the official colors for the Hanukkah Bush. Everybody driving by your house that doesn't know you thinks you are Jewish. I would run with it so you don't have the expense of sending out cards and buying all those gifts.



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11-04-2010, 11:20 PM
(11-04-2010, 10:28 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote:
(11-04-2010, 09:44 PM)sally Wrote: People who decorate for Christmas the day after Thanksgiving are fucking assholes.

Not when they have little kids who's eyes light up and a family they love and want each and every minute of the Holiday Season to be festive.

You are the asshole.

Oh barf. Are you serious?
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11-05-2010, 05:59 AM
(11-04-2010, 09:39 PM)username Wrote: You're seriously obsessive/compulsive. Just so you know.


Shhhh. Maybe no one will notice. 50

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11-05-2010, 10:13 AM
(11-05-2010, 05:59 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-04-2010, 09:39 PM)username Wrote: You're seriously obsessive/compulsive. Just so you know.


Shhhh. Maybe no one will notice. 50

No one will notice, no one will notice, no one will notice, no one will notice . . . . .
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11-05-2010, 10:44 AM
(11-04-2010, 10:28 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote:
(11-04-2010, 09:44 PM)sally Wrote: People who decorate for Christmas the day after Thanksgiving are fucking assholes.

Not when they have little kids who's eyes light up and a family they love and want each and every minute of the Holiday Season to be festive.
Well fortunately my kids aren't freaks whose eyes light up for Christmas before they even digested the fucking turkey.

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11-05-2010, 01:52 PM
(11-04-2010, 10:06 PM)Cracker Wrote: Everybody driving by your house that doesn't know you thinks you are Jewish. I would run with it so you don't have the expense of sending out cards and buying all those gifts.

Oi, vai Cracker . . . you meshugener!

But . . . a mitzvah for your money saving idea. Quite a mensch you are, Cracker . . . quite a mensch!


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11-05-2010, 02:25 PM


Jews, {I say that in the nicest possible way} during the Festival Of Lights, get gifts every night for eight nights! HELLO!
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11-05-2010, 02:38 PM
Eight crazy nights, according to Adam Sandler. Hey, maybe Sirius will play the "Chanukah Song" starting on the 16th!

"Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah"

Don't forget the whine!
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11-05-2010, 02:44 PM
(11-05-2010, 02:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
during the Festival Of Lights, get gifts every night for eight nights! HELLO!

But they buy them wholesale . . . shikseh! Oi!
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11-05-2010, 02:47 PM


Festival Of Lights smells like cinnamon.
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