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In 3 weeks I go through a "body scanner" at the Airport
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11-26-2010, 11:38 AM
hah..........look at those "saggies" . Why not just make plastic body parts out of plastic explosives or stuff Fi-Fi with a bomb. Hey mister is that a "real" fake hip? hah
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12-02-2010, 08:31 AM
I go through the scanner tomorrow, wish me luck! hah


( I won't be on line for a while, it takes several days to get things hooked up. I know, who gives a shit?)
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12-02-2010, 08:45 AM
have a safe trip Carsman, and let us know when you're settled in.


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12-02-2010, 10:28 AM
(11-09-2010, 08:54 PM)Carsman Wrote: So I have mixed feelings about that. On one hand it's supposed to be for my increased security. I welcome increased securitry. However, on the other hand, it is really an invasion of my privacy. Yes, the people viewing the scanner are in a room off site, with no correlation between scan, face, and name. So for all intensive purposes, it's anonymous.

It's either the body scanner, or opt for a "full body" pat down, so . .

DO YOU OBJECT TO AIRPORT BODY SCANNERS?

Oh please ... either option would likely be the best sexual experience of the year for someone like you.
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12-02-2010, 12:53 PM
I'm probably too late but I was going to suggest that he use the foil wrapper from a stick of gum inserted in the front of his skivvies... to obscure his schling (that's short for schlong)...
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12-02-2010, 12:55 PM
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12-02-2010, 02:41 PM
(12-02-2010, 10:28 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(11-09-2010, 08:54 PM)Carsman Wrote: So I have mixed feelings about that. On one hand it's supposed to be for my increased security. I welcome increased securitry. However, on the other hand, it is really an invasion of my privacy. Yes, the people viewing the scanner are in a room off site, with no correlation between scan, face, and name. So for all intensive purposes, it's anonymous.

It's either the body scanner, or opt for a "full body" pat down, so . .

DO YOU OBJECT TO AIRPORT BODY SCANNERS?

Oh please ... either option would likely be the best sexual experience of the year for someone like you.

Guess you speak from expeience, since heard you requested the "pat down" 4 times!
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12-02-2010, 02:44 PM
(12-02-2010, 12:53 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: I'm probably too late but I was going to suggest that he use the foil wrapper from a stick of gum inserted in the front of his skivvies... to obscure his schling (that's short for schlong)...

Wow all of a sudden, this wealth of experience flowing from those who have been there, done that!
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12-02-2010, 03:30 PM
Put popcorn in your pants and see what happens.
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12-02-2010, 03:44 PM
(12-02-2010, 02:44 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(12-02-2010, 12:53 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: I'm probably too late but I was going to suggest that he use the foil wrapper from a stick of gum inserted in the front of his skivvies... to obscure his schling (that's short for schlong)...

Wow all of a sudden, this wealth of experience flowing from those who have been there, done that!

That's right...been there, done that, multiple times. It's no BFD except to weenies like you.
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12-02-2010, 05:36 PM


Maybe there should be an airline catering to those who think security measures are a pita. Everyone is welcome & it's no hassle flying, no pesky security check points, no long lines. Their motto is, "Fly KYAG & kiss your ass goodbye".
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12-02-2010, 07:35 PM
Duchess why don't the airlines just let everyone carry? you know an armed citizenry has kept this country safe from invasion for a long time, it works it's cheap and allows you to cover your own ass.

I don't happen to think the Government can protect shit, I don't think police can prevent crime and I don't fucking think a terrorist or a criminal intent on killing me would pop his head up in front of me more than once!

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12-02-2010, 08:33 PM
I now have a vision of a gunfight at 20,000 ft and ya know what............it's about a doughnut and a bag of peanuts and a pillow.
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12-02-2010, 08:44 PM
(12-02-2010, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: I now have a vision of a gunfight at 20,000 ft and ya know what............it's about a doughnut and a bag of peanuts and a pillow.

Chicken shit!

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#55
12-02-2010, 09:02 PM
I would shoot the people too big for one seat who use my armrest, too. Same at the movies. Keep your big ass on your side of the imaginary line.
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12-02-2010, 09:17 PM
It was said that they should have two planes for the same flight, same time.

One plane is for the ones who took the scan or pat down.

The other plane is for the ones who chose not to do either!
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12-02-2010, 10:13 PM
Ya, that shit was said by Rush, are you a right wing fanatic? do you listen to hate radio?
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12-02-2010, 10:37 PM
(12-02-2010, 10:13 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Ya, that shit was said by Rush, are you a right wing fanatic? do you listen to hate radio?

No & No! But you have to admit it does make damn good sense. I choose the scan plane!

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12-02-2010, 10:44 PM
(12-02-2010, 10:13 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Ya, that shit was said by Rush, are you a right wing fanatic? do you listen to hate radio?

How do you know? Do you listen to hate radio?

Men think listening to Rush and discussing politics and current events changes the world. It doesn't. But then, a man's world doesn't extend much further than his own penis. Maybe listening to Rush does something to the penis...
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12-02-2010, 11:07 PM
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