a New Years Eve story

[username]

whatever, a message to you kids out there alcohol and computers dont mix.

Better. Proof that it is possible to grow a backbone.

[Maggot]

Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.

Yeah, but how do you face the addicts in the morning with cointreau on your breath?

She would have to be faced to even think about nekkid wrestling with Dick. I would have to swim in the cointreau to even let him touch my hand.

Addict meet alcoholic, alcoholic meet addict.

I predict a second apology may be forthcoming.

hahahahaha

Coming on to Dick has to be the Mock Walk Of Shame.

That's just wrong!.............. but could be just right.

[IMaDick]

This is how I picture Dick:

You need your picture adjusted. here just let me twist the knobs a little, there is that better now?

[aussiefriend]

whatever, a message to you kids out there alcohol and computers dont mix.

Better. Proof that it is possible to grow a backbone.

Look, I am perfectly entitled to celebrate my birthday that's in June ok. I am not going to apologise who do you think I am Bill Clinton?

[username]

... here just let me twist the knobs a little, there is that better now?

Dick's idea of foreplay. Poor Mrs. Dick.

[IMaDick]

... here just let me twist the knobs a little, there is that better now?

Dick's idea of foreplay. Poor Mrs. Dick.

who said anything about sex?

[username]

who said anything about sex?

Me. I have a dirty mind. If you were within striking distance, I'd kick you in your knobs.

[aussiefriend]

Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.

Yeah, but how do you face the addicts in the morning with cointreau on your breath?

She would have to be faced to even think about nekkid wrestling with Dick. I would have to swim in the cointreau to even let him touch my hand.

Addict meet alcoholic, alcoholic meet addict.

I predict a second apology may be forthcoming.

hahahahaha

Coming on to Dick has to be the Mock Walk Of Shame.

As you know I am paranoid on a good day, so today I am extremely tired doing DIY stuff, car serviced, the list goes on. Is this picture put up because this is how you perceive me because I endulged in some cointreau last week?

I also emailed a record producer that I knew from years ago and I am sure he thinks I am a nutjob mental case. I had to send an apology email the next day without a response!

But I have seen emails that friends have sent me in the past I guess you guys have too, where the girl has wet her pants or passed out with her head in the toilet or just really gross stuff. I am hoping that is not what you think of me.

I guess when I have a few drinks (which is hardly ever) I do feel sociable and I like to banter with people even if it is just dick being nasty to me.

But I really hope that image of that girl naked and passed out on a public picnic table obviously in a public park is not the image you have had of me. Luckily in my youth when I was out running amock there was not internet. Al Gore hadnt invented it yet.

cheers

[Duchess]

You worry too much about what Mockers think, aussiefriend. You'll be much more comfortable in here if you can find a way to leave that at the door.

[Maggot]

I think it is a picture of her it is true, falling down drunk pissing pants and all.

[aussiefriend]

You worry too much about what Mockers think, aussiefriend. You'll be much more comfortable in here if you can find a way to leave that at the door.

Thanks Duchess, but I do like people and I do like to chat and dont like to give a wrong impression. I know I should be more thick skinned I get told this in my normal life, I am too sensitive, but the positive side of that, if someone is down or something is going on I can pick up on it. Except with gay ex husbands! ha. had to google that one!

[aussiefriend]

I think it is a picture of her it is true, falling down drunk pissing pants and all.

Thats too gross for words. Where does all the hatred come from Maggot, don't you like Aussies? We are there overseas supporting the war effort.

Whats your beef with me?

[username]

Maggot has anger management issues.

[Cracker]

But I really hope that image of that girl naked and passed out on a public picnic table obviously in a public park is not the image you have had of me. Luckily in my youth when I was out running amock there was not internet. Al Gore hadnt invented it yet.

cheers

Not at all. It was meant to be more of a stab at Dick. I would have to be at least that drunk to flirt with him.

[IMaDick]

everyone likes to take stabs at me. I try very hard not to let it hurt my feelings.

[Lady Cop]

I think it is a picture of her it is true, falling down drunk pissing pants and all.

Thats too gross for words. Where does all the hatred come from Maggot, don't you like Aussies? We are there overseas supporting the war effort.

Whats your beef with me?

Aussie i feel 100% certain Maggot was screwing around...i've known him for years (in real life) and there is not a hating or mean bone in his body. he's a cuddly teddy-bear sweetheart.
sorry to step in here Maggy.

you have to lose the paranoia here at Mock Aussie, it's what we do. mock.

[Cracker]

everyone likes to take stabs at me. I try very hard not to let it hurt my feelings.

I don't believe that for one second.

[IMaDick]

I meant to say I try not to let it hurt my feelings , but it always does. sometimes it gets so bad that can't hardly sleep at night worrying if they really don't like me or are they just saying that stuff to hurt my feelings on purpose?

[Cracker]

hahahahaha. You are a mess, Dick.

[Maggot]

Maggot has anger management issues.

Hey.......just because I think this Aussie flake has potential as a mocked person does not mean that I would not run you the fuck over if you even thought of stepping off the curb in front of me at 5pm during rush hour. Especialy if I was trying to get into a Dunkin Doughnuts for my goddamn expresso that the bitch always fucks up. And why the hell do crosswalk signals fire up when THERE AINT NOBODY THERE!!!!!