12-28-2010, 08:13 PM
They don't want to admit they were checking out packages.
Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog?
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12-28-2010, 08:13 PM
They don't want to admit they were checking out packages.
12-28-2010, 09:14 PM
What a childish thread........I thought there were adults here!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-28-2010, 09:24 PM
Christmas/Packages.........I can see the reasoning and the wanton look of wonder that is in the eyes of females everywhere. But are you really surprized that a stiff breeze does not bring out the best in most men?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-28-2010, 09:44 PM
(12-28-2010, 07:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: The funniest thing about this thread is the fact the men of Mock are strangely silent. hahaha You wouldn't believe me anyway.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
12-29-2010, 12:14 AM
Do you guys secretly compare yourselves? I will readily admit women do that shit all the time. We know within seconds if another lady is as pretty as we are, as skinny, and if they have bigger tits. We can usually tell if we like her or not in under 15 minutes.
So did you compare your weewees to Superman's or MJ's?
12-29-2010, 12:25 AM
Cracker:"So did you compare your weewees to Superman's or MJ's?"
or button mushrooms?
12-29-2010, 12:30 AM
The height of a man doesn't determine weewee size. I learned that in life.
I have a HUGE friend (loves her, very funny and smart, but she eats almost the entire appetizer when it comes to the table, so I don't split the check with her ~ separate checks when you are out with a big gurl) that swears skinny men have big weewees. Jack Spratt and all that. I think if you are skinny enough, your weewee has to appear larger. I don't do skinny dudes, so I don't think I'll get the chance to check IRL.
12-29-2010, 12:37 AM
(12-28-2010, 09:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Christmas/Packages.........I can see the reasoning and the wanton look of wonder that is in the eyes of females everywhere. But are you really surprized that a stiff breeze does not bring out the best in most men? It's like those supermarket packages...they keep getting smaller and smaller.... Commando Cunt Queen
12-29-2010, 12:44 AM
(12-29-2010, 12:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: Do you guys secretly compare yourselves? I will readily admit women do that shit all the time. We know within seconds if another lady is as pretty as we are, as skinny, and if they have bigger tits. We can usually tell if we like her or not in under 15 minutes. Some guy is going to pipe in here and say he's too busy comparing the size of the women's tits to notice. J/S. Lyiing liars and the lies they tell. Commando Cunt Queen
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