NEEDY FEMALES

[aussiefriend]

I don't have a Phd. I think you love me Dick and you are repressing it.

[Maggot]

Ah....that felt goooood. :B

[Duchess]

[Cracker]

People do go to college. That's why every state has them.

[aussiefriend]

People do go to college. That's why every state has them.

Amen

[Maggot]

I am sorry............NOT!

[Luke Warmwater]

and jethro needs to use "more stupid" rather than his teenaged, near-ebonics use of the word "stupider".

Awww luke nice to see you! how is the therapy coming along?

on par with you and your AA meetings.

[sally]

I won't stop you from being whoever you want to be on the internet, everyone on the internet has a PHD, or something behind their name.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

[IMaDick]

Sally I'm betting you didn't go to college, You seem the type that was getting screwed all the way through high school, pregnant by 19 or 20, been through 3 husbands 2 you ate the other ran when he got the chance.

[sally]

Sally I'm betting you didn't go to college, You seem the type that was getting screwed all the way through high school, pregnant by 19 or 20, been through 3 husbands 2 you ate the other ran when he got the chance.

You're semi correct. I was pregnant and married by 19, but I'm still with the same man, and I didn't go to college which I'm grateful for. I would have been a dermatologist and right about now I'd probally be at the office scraping a suspicious looking mole off some old mans ass instead of sitting here at home making the same amount of money.

[aussiefriend]

So it took you how many posts to call me a retard,which by the way is basically the last resort of someone who feels inferior to begin with.

can we get back to your fantasies about me now?

OH you really are hilarious. I am not inferior to you I labelled you a retard not as a last resort but because it was applicable. Guaranteed I have more teeth than you! ha.

It wouldn't take me long to sort you out biff.

Have at it, I wish you luck!

Inferiority comes in many forms, which are you denying?

look I don't mean to pull rank on you but my academic credentials are higher than your grade 7 education Jethro.

Any attempts to call me stupid go back return to sender.

I won't stop you from being whoever you want to be on the internet, everyone on the internet has a PHD, or something behind their name.

Just because you don't know anyone with an education in the projects dosent mean people out there aren't educated. It's not that hard. It's not like going to the moon you know.

[Maggot]

Damn needy females........

[QueenBee]

Regarding Needy Females. I had a housemate who was one. She would never even take out the trash on trash day because that was man's work, and we should pay the neighbor kid to do it... Yeah right.

Then yet another needy housemate story...Came home one day from an overnight getaway to a frantic housemate..she was all in a twist because the pilot on the water heater had blown out..the day before!! And she did not know what to do...we needed to call a plumber or the guy next door to relight it. I asked why she did not relight it..response was she did not know how because that was a man's job. OK, this was back when I had just gotten my house, had always lived in apartments. I really did not know the procedure for lighting a pilot, but figured, if a man could do it, it was not that hard. So I armed myself with a match, hunkered down on the floor..read the instructions on the front of the heater, and had the damn thing lit in a couple minutes.
NOW..I have a man in the house and I am still the one relighting pilots when needed. I just happen to be less arthritic .

[Duchess]

Women need to know how to manage on their own. I want to throttle chicks with a damsel in distress act or who cry, cry when they are happy, cry when they are sad, cry when they can't handle something, etc. I have zero patience with females like that.

[Cracker]

I'll cut a bitch.

[Duchess]

I think because I was raised with only brothers I tend to often think more like a guy. I certainly do enjoy being female but, the average chick has got a serious amount of stupid baggage that I can't even begin to relate to.

[Cracker]

I agree. And I don't care to hear if you are on your period. I want to punch women who have to tell everyone. Last time a chick told me she was bloated I told her I just thought she was getting fat. Stupid cows.

[Lady Cop]

i was raised to be competent. there was never a question of not being able to do anything. that would have been foreign to my mindset. however some things i didn't/don't like to do, that has nothing to do with gender. i'll hire someone.

[aussiefriend]

The men in my life were always trying to get into my purse! If it was my pants it wouldnt have been so bad!

[ramseycat]

I have a friend that always has a man in her life. Always. He will help her do things at her house or yard. She will tell me they are just "friends" until a few months later when she doesn't need them anymore and starts to blow them off. Then she tells me well we did sleep together a few times. I always ask her why she lies about it. She says oh that Catholic guilt and I was embarasssed. At 48 she is embarassed that she slept with a guy?? So don't sleep with him. And don't use him to get stuff done for you.