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In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.”
The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save our environment."
He was right, that generation didn’t have the green thing in its day.
Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.
But they didn’t have the green thing back in that customer's day.
In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building. They walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine
Every time they had to go two blocks.
But she was right. They didn’t have the green thing in her day.
Back then, they washed the baby’s diapers because they didn’t have the throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts – wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.
But that old lady is right, they didn’t have the green thing back in her day.
Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house – not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a hankerchief, not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn’t have electric machines to do everything for you. When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, they didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
But she’s right, they didn’t have the green thing back then.
They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.
But they didn’t have the green thing back then.
Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or rode the school bus instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.
But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful the old folks were just because they didn't have the green thing back then?
Sure, a lot of this shit was before my time...but it's a good read (and I do remember a lot of this shit..Dad's push-mower..water fountains.... returning soda bottles to the store for a nickel each. And defo remember cloth diapers..and yeah, it was a pretty big deal when we got a 2nd TV).
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
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You posted that using a computer on the internet.
Next time carve it into a stone tablet and nail it to a tree.
They didn't have the green thing back then.
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(05-16-2011, 06:06 PM)thekid65 Wrote: The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.”
Dumb bitch.
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(05-16-2011, 06:36 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: You posted that using a computer on the internet.
Next time carve it into a stone tablet and nail it to a tree.
They didn't have the green thing back then.
Fuck that..I'm not "green" by any stretch of the imagination. I drive a pickup that gets 18mpg on a good day...use plastic bags at the grocers, have more TV's in my house than I can possibly use....suck power down much like your daughter sucks cock, work for a company that generates hazardous waste...I could go on, and on, and on....
But, to my credit...I think bottled water is for fags, and refuse to buy it...and since my town has started "no-sort recycling" I've done quite well at placing my empty beer cans and other recyclables into the proper bin.
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You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(05-16-2011, 07:12 PM)thekid65 Wrote: ....suck power down much like your daughter sucks cock...
My daughter is nine years old.
Are you a paedophile kid?
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Men shouldn't be thinking about children sucking cock. Tsk tsk
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Kid clearly has many personal issues he obviously combats with daily.
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heh..that was a shot in the dark...didnt even know you had a daughter.
But more surprising is that I didnt know that there would be a woman out there that would fuck you.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
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(05-17-2011, 07:13 AM)thekid65 Wrote: heh..that was a shot in the dark...didnt even know you had a daughter.
Lies.
I have mentioned her numerous times.
Your little mock completely backfired didn't it you sick freak?
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As much as you'd like to think I do (read all of your posts) I don't. And no, nothing backfired.
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Yes it did, when everybody read your comment about my daughter they collectively cringed and shook their heads.
Poor kid, he fails at mock as he does in life generally.
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That's the difference between you and I...you give a fuck about what others think of you on a message board..I don't. Those that have read my posts over the years know what I'm about...but hey..if it makes you feel good to throw the "pedo card" on the table..by all means, do so. I'll just sit back and laugh at you, yet again.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
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In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.”
The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save our environment."
Right about there is when you say "Shut the fuck up punk and put my shit in the bag and double bag it fuckface" Thank You.
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Agreed ^^^^^
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(05-17-2011, 05:15 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Agreed ^^^^^
Here is another "decent read" here
The times they are a changin.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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