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I want to work in the new underwater lab.
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07-07-2009, 09:43 PM
I could fish and shine the glass and fish and check for air leaks and feel snug as a bug in a jug and protected from all that happens with the "surface dwellers".:dude: I could wear flippers all day and walk around in my under-wear.::boobs::And the women would never wear bra's.
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07-07-2009, 09:48 PM
Are you talking about your Spongebob aquarium?
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07-07-2009, 09:50 PM
6 views and I guarantee everyone is thinking the same thing I am....
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07-07-2009, 10:01 PM
[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote: Quote Post - Mock
Quote:I could fish and shine the glass and fish and check for air leaks and feel snug as a bug in a jug and protected from all that happens with the "surface dwellers".:dude: I could wear flippers all day and walk around in my under-wear.::boobs::And the women would never wear bra's.

I can just imagine you and your girly gang sittin round "checking for air leaks" (queefing) watching the fish smelling like fish...life is good...
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07-07-2009, 10:02 PM
I could take Lumpy and Sally down there with me.........or not.::dlaugh:Smiley_emoticons_shockednderwater no one can hear you bitch.Smiley_emoticons_razz
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07-07-2009, 10:03 PM
Lumpy = floater

Maggot = sinker
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07-07-2009, 10:06 PM
post it note Wrote:[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote: Quote Post - Mock
Quote:I could fish and shine the glass and fish and check for air leaks and feel snug as a bug in a jug and protected from all that happens with the "surface dwellers".:dude: I could wear flippers all day and walk around in my under-wear.::boobs::And the women would never wear bra's.

I can just imagine you and your girly gang sittin round "checking for air leaks" (queefing) watching the fish smelling like fish...life is good...
You would need a bra. I have standards.
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07-07-2009, 10:09 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Lumpy = floater

Maggot = sinker[Image: 123625128_9ebe66cabd_m.jpg]
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07-07-2009, 10:09 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Lumpy = floater

Maggot = sinker
Typical surface dweller.78
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07-07-2009, 10:12 PM
BROTHER Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Lumpy = floater

Maggot = sinker[Image: 123625128_9ebe66cabd_m.jpg]
You could be in charge of septic discharge and reverse osmosis.
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07-07-2009, 10:12 PM
Edited for Frank: Attachment was too big but the post went through anyway. ::dunno::
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07-07-2009, 10:14 PM
Poor Maggot Squarepants. :(


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07-07-2009, 10:14 PM
Maggot Wrote:I could take Lumpy and Sally down there with me.........or not.::dlaugh:Smiley_emoticons_shockednderwater no one can hear you bitch.Smiley_emoticons_razz
Actually everyone else underwater would hear you bitch...we could move you into enemy waters to cripple the opposing submarine fleet....
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07-07-2009, 10:16 PM
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Maggot Wrote:I could take Lumpy and Sally down there with me.........or not.::dlaugh:Smiley_emoticons_shockednderwater no one can hear you bitch.Smiley_emoticons_razz
Actually everyone else underwater would hear you bitch...we could move you into enemy waters to cripple the opposing submarine fleet....
I read that as enema waters. :Blush:
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07-07-2009, 10:17 PM
Why are you thinking about my fine ass??
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07-07-2009, 10:19 PM
post it note Wrote:Why are you thinking about my fine ass??
You're offering to move Maggot into your fine ass?
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07-07-2009, 10:20 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Poor Maggot Squarepants. :(
I'm getting fish tomorrow after the water gets to room temperature Miss Smartypants!:;beat::I might even get acat-fishand stick it in the water and call it putty-tat in honor of you.Smiley_emoticons_wink
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07-07-2009, 10:23 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
post it note Wrote:Why are you thinking about my fine ass??
You're offering to move Maggot into your fine ass?
This is NOT part of my under-sea fantasy.::irk::
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07-07-2009, 10:23 PM
I had fried cat fish for lunch....
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07-07-2009, 10:34 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
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Maggot Wrote:I could take Lumpy and Sally down there with me.........or not.::dlaugh:Smiley_emoticons_shockednderwater no one can hear you bitch.Smiley_emoticons_razz
Actually everyone else underwater would hear you bitch...we could move you into enemy waters to cripple the opposing submarine fleet....
I read that as enema waters. :Blush:
That is a river in China but it is spelled yuk-dum-poo
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