Nothing to see here.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Intro post blah blah blah. Glad to be here or whatever. Life story condensed, was born successfully, Or so I've been told. Am still alive so that seems to be going ok. That's it.

Wine?

[aussiefriend]

I hate it when people put pictures of their children up in public for everyone to see. There are lots of pics out there of me on my bands website but there is no way i would reveal my child or her identity in anyone. It disturbs me like that Gothic Fairy did.

[Cracker]

You like numbers newbie?

[Cracker]

Or do you cook everything in olive oil and have a mustache?

[Fibonacci Prima]

That's not my kid. Mine aren't that sweet tempered. But thanks for thinking I could produce relatively cute offspring.

Gothic Fairy as in Zahra's piece of shit not really stepmom? Ew. That's low.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Cracker, I enjoy writing them but can only count to 8 with certainty. Mustache is drawn on and olive oil? How silly. I only eat gum. Air, if I'm feeling fat.

[Cracker]

Why Fibonacci? Just wondering. Usually ladies post their tits and look for sex in their intros. hahaha

[Fibonacci Prima]

I like to reserve my sexually charged attention whoring for wednesdays. It helps the week go by faster. And why Fibonacci? It's so much fun to say! And inspired a great song. And makes me sound really deep and smart and shit.


Right?

[Cracker]

Yes, I think so. Sadly, it will be mostly be wasted here. We are more witty than smart.

Is there a Fibonacci song? Is it about rabbits? And have you ever read Watership Down? Love that book.

[Fibonacci Prima]

The song doesn't mention rabbits, but multiplying is brought up...so it's possible rabbits could be implied. But I think it's more mad scientist cloning than rabbits being slutty.

[username]

I like to reserve my sexually charged attention whoring for wednesdays.

You just know Dick is setting his alarm clock for 4 days from now.

[Cracker]

Tool does a song "Lateralus" based on the Fibonacci sequence. Next board you can impress people with that tidbit. hahaha

I likes her. Funny without profanity. No tits even though she probably has some. Eats gum and air when her pants get snug.

Final question for now: Nene or Kim?

[Cracker]

I like to reserve my sexually charged attention whoring for wednesdays.

You just know Dick is setting his alarm clock for 4 days from now.

You think he pictures any Mockers when he, umm, does his business?

[username]

I hate it when people put pictures of their children up in public for everyone to see. There are lots of pics out there of me on my bands website but there is no way i would reveal my child or her identity in anyone. It disturbs me like that Gothic Fairy did.

You think someone could only find you if you posted a picture of your child/children? How naive. And your kids will shortly be posting their own pictures on their facebook accounts. You're better off teaching them the realities of the world and how to protect themselves vs. pretending you can shield them by not posting an anonymous picture of them on the internet.

[username]

I like to reserve my sexually charged attention whoring for wednesdays.

You just know Dick is setting his alarm clock for 4 days from now.

You think he pictures any Mockers when he, umm, does his business?

Warmwater....

[Fibonacci Prima]

Depends on who has the better tequila. My loyalty can be measured in a shot glass sometimes.

[Cracker]

:snort:

You're a funny lady, username. Sorry about your dinner. I better get to bed. I have to go to a two year old's b-day party tomorrow. At least her parents had enough sense to have it where we can all bowl and drink beer. They aren't pretending she'll remember the party. hahaha (Gawd, is this a redneck b-day and I didn't notice until now? The housing market better improve soon so I can move before I start opening beer bottles with my teeth.)

[Cracker]

Depends on who has the better tequila. My loyalty can be measured in a shot glass sometimes.

You came to play too late. I can't decide what to call you...Prima? Nacci? Fap? hahaha Fap fap fap. Night. (I'm a chick, not some icky dude, so you can laugh.)

Use the <quote> button on the bottom of the posts so you don't sound crazy. You just made it sound like you would do Dick if he had a bottle of Patron. I don't think you would want anyone to think that!

[Fibonacci Prima]

Depends on who has the better tequila. My loyalty can be measured in a shot glass sometimes.

You came to play too late. I can't decide what to call you...Prima? Nacci? Fap? hahaha Fap fap fap. Night. (I'm a chick, not some icky dude, so you can laugh.)

Use the <quote> button on the bottom of the posts so you don't sound crazy. You just made it sound like you would do Dick if he had a bottle of Patron. I don't think you would want anyone to think that!

Oh look! Quote button really is there! It didn't show on the mobile. I suspected my laziness would come at a price sooner or later. Just didn't figure it would be so soon.

Fap....not so sure about that. Ask me again on wednesday. (i laughed, btw.) FB should work. Simple, only 2 letters. Doesn't even have to be capitaliz..capitoli...in big letters.

I'll try to make it earlier tomorrow. And I'll bring pictures of blind kitten. Blind kitten is far more entertaining than stranger's baby avatar. I just couldn't get anything to fit without editing. Laziness pays off again.

[Duchess]

I just love a smart ass chick. I really do!

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