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Johnny S. Clarke & Lisa Straub- young Ohio couple murdered

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Johnny S. Clarke & Lisa Straub- young Ohio couple murdered
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09-30-2011, 02:02 PM
(09-30-2011, 01:47 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: omg you guyz shud get yer own bizniz and stay outta cuba's bizniz. ima sick mah babiboi on alla you god dont like uglee! he do like pajamajeans. there pajamas! there jeans! i love youuuuuu!!!


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09-30-2011, 02:03 PM
(09-30-2011, 02:00 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Um...why does she have a picture of her kids face in a green vagina?

I dunno.

Poor personal hygiene?
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09-30-2011, 02:05 PM
Evidently Johnny was in love FOREVER with a number of girls...as per his loving mammy and the parade of pictures with declarations of LOVE.

It still doesn't explain the green vagina. Or anything else for that matter.

I think she secretly adores each and every one of us. Except for maybe...no...I think we're all in.
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09-30-2011, 02:07 PM
(09-30-2011, 02:05 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Evidently Johnny was in love FOREVER with a number of girls...

With Lisa, he traded up.

Unfortunately, she was slumming.

Love is blind.

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09-30-2011, 02:09 PM
(09-30-2011, 11:56 AM)LytoMe Wrote: i remember calling you and johnny a hundred times


Oh wow. Had my Mom done that to me I would have found that to be suffocating.

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09-30-2011, 02:11 PM
(09-30-2011, 02:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:
. . . I would have found that to be suffocating.

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09-30-2011, 02:13 PM
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09-30-2011, 02:18 PM
maytee serves john his frijoles negros---->
but he doesn't like them and sends them back

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09-30-2011, 02:19 PM
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Um...why does she have a picture of her kids face in a green vagina?

weird. really really weird.

Maybe she was remembering his birth.
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09-30-2011, 02:20 PM
(09-30-2011, 02:18 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: maytee serves john his frijoles negros---->
but he doesn't like them and sends them back

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09-30-2011, 02:23 PM
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For some reason I think Big John would take that video as a compliment...haha
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I had Mock blessed by a priest just to be on the safe side. Father said it was his first website.
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(09-30-2011, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I had Mock blessed by a priest just to be on the safe side. Father said it was his first website.

haha He isnt a virgin anymore...damn you Duchess! haha
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09-30-2011, 02:33 PM
(09-30-2011, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I had Mock blessed by a priest just to be on the safe side. Father said it was his first website.

you've got it all wrong. we need to counter with goat and chicken beheadings. at midnight. in a cemetery. 90

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09-30-2011, 02:35 PM
(09-30-2011, 02:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(09-30-2011, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I had Mock blessed by a priest just to be on the safe side. Father said it was his first website.

you've got it all wrong. we need to counter with goat and chicken beheadings. at midnight. in a cemetery. 90

I know of a well lit cemetery...
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09-30-2011, 02:37 PM
(09-30-2011, 02:33 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: at midnight. in a cemetery. 90

Near storage buildings and a chain link fence.

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09-30-2011, 02:41 PM
OMG! I'm going to have to put on an adult diaper!!!!
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09-30-2011, 02:44 PM
(09-30-2011, 02:41 PM)Older Than Dirt Wrote: OMG! I'm going to have to put on an adult diaper!!!!

I believe the term is "pantoon".
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09-30-2011, 03:11 PM
LC:
you've got it all wrong. we need to counter with goat and chicken beheadings. at midnight. in a cemetery.


LC,

Are you related to Ernest Hemingway? (same writing style)Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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09-30-2011, 03:19 PM
(09-30-2011, 03:11 PM)Teacher Wrote: LC:
you've got it all wrong. we need to counter with goat and chicken beheadings. at midnight. in a cemetery.


LC,

Are you related to Ernest Hemingway? (same writing style)Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

having lived in the Keys i admired him. thankyou for compliment! his house in Key West is open to the public, and the descendants of his 6-toed cats live on the grounds. all 6-toed also~
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